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Are you looking forward to the big war with Iran?

  1. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1820157497992438063


    Crowds at Beirut Airport, trying to leave.



    Folks, Iran's counterattack is expected to start tomorrow. People in the west are unusually calm given the risk this becomes another massive war.

    GPS in israel just shut down again
  2. Donald Trump Black Hole
    https://x.com/ArmchairW/status/1820186383014924715

    Ukraine is blasting Russia with English missiles fired from American F16s, and the jets may be being maintained in Poland.

    WW3 is playing out right now, and people don't realise.
  3. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas GPS in israel just shut down again

    Apparently they're jamming GPS, but it looks like Glonass, Beidou, and Galileo still work - however your phone probably doesn't have the functionality to shut off the GPS input from the satnav receiver, so it'll still give you a messed up location reading.
  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://x.com/ArmchairW/status/1820186383014924715

    Ukraine is blasting Russia with English missiles fired from American F16s, and the jets may be being maintained in Poland.

    WW3 is playing out right now, and people don't realise.

    It's not a World War until the US stops lend lease and starts fighting, until then it's just sparkling regional conflict.
  5. Team by team, reporters baffled
    Trumped, tethered, cropped
    Look at that low plane, fine, then
    Uh oh, overflow, population, common group

    But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
    World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
    Tell me with the rapture and the reverent in the right, right
    You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light

    Feeling pretty psyched
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
  7. ner vegas African Astronaut
    1. Iran has made clear that they do not care about further escalation, that every 'red line' has been crossed so their response is not going to be measured in any sensible way
    2. they've rejected all backchannel communications from the US and allies through third-countries
    3. there's been a steady stream of Russian weapons being flown in to Iran proper
    4. there have been smaller streams of weapons (most likely advanced missiles) from Iran to Iraq and Syria, indicating that those fronts are about to become active and well-equipped
    5. various (largely unreliable) reports of Iran having nuclear weapons at the ready
    6. israel is panicking, they've sent the majority of government to continuity bunkers and the Knesset is talking about pre-emptive strikes against all of its neighbours (the samsung option)
    7. after speaking to the Iranian envoy the Jordanian leadership is visibly spooked and Egypt has officially pulled out of supporting israel in any way (both military, as in intercepting missiles and political).

    it might kick off in the morning, in the next few hours (it's 1am TEHRAN TIME). COHENCIDENTALLY the international stock market is also exploding.



    *more fitting song
  8. Having missed Trump, and having been foiled at every turn, the Cabal must now start a world war as a smoke screen for their failures.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    Will Taggart losing at chess
  10. I'm the Devil now??
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm the Devil now??

    Your obviously not Jesus so unless your a pawn...
  12. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Having missed Trump, and having been foiled at every turn, the Cabal must now start a world war as a smoke screen for their failures.

    or lets go full conspiracy theory mod:

    HANNIYEH KILLED HIMSELF by staging drone strike on himself to trigger just this.
  13. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/1818777760719946039

    I'm guessing WhatsApp is the spyware, or at a minimum any vulnerability exploited was deliberately added.

    im surprised they use whatsapp.
  14. Donald Trump Black Hole
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm excited
  16. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    why would they announce their intent to attack if they intended to attack
  17. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina why would they announce their intent to attack if they intended to attack

    America has been doing this for DECADES.
  18. Warcry Certified lover boy (banned)
    star trek who u got betting on or gibs on iran or israel in this?
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    well israel is gonna win bro
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