5000 rockets hit Israel

1. 2024-08-07 at 9:39 AM UTC

   #4121
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole
   
   
   IDF jedis anally rape an alleged Hamas guy. He was later taken to hospital with ruptured bowels, dunno if they rammed a stick up there or what.
2. 2024-08-07 at 9:52 AM UTC

   #4122
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Hamas-on-a-stick.
3. 2024-08-08 at 2:42 PM UTC

   #4123
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   
   IDF jedis anally rape an alleged Hamas guy. He was later taken to hospital with ruptured bowels, dunno if they rammed a stick up there or what.

   
   that didnt qualify as rape.
4. 2024-08-08 at 2:47 PM UTC

   #4124
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina that didnt qualify as rape.

   
   What qualifies as rape then?
5. 2024-08-08 at 3:37 PM UTC

   #4125
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   
6. 2024-08-08 at 7:48 PM UTC

   #4126
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole
   
7. 2024-08-08 at 10:15 PM UTC

   #4127
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump What qualifies as rape then?

   
   rape i think must involve sexual arrousal in at least and a minimum of 1 of the parties involved.
   
   if no one had an errect penis or sexually aroused in any way while inserting a stick into dat hamas guy, then its not rape.
8. 2024-08-08 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #4128
   

   Donald Trump Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina rape i think must involve sexual arrousal in at least and a minimum of 1 of the parties involved.
   
   if no one had an errect penis or sexually aroused in any way while inserting a stick into dat hamas guy, then its not rape.

   
   Good question, but I think at least some of them were fucking him with their penises.
   
   I just don't believe a penis can rupture a bowel - but this never gets explained. Can rape with a penis cause damage?
9. 2024-08-08 at 10:20 PM UTC

   #4129
   Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Good question, but I think at least some of them were fucking him with their penises.
   
   I just don't believe a penis can rupture a bowel - but this never gets explained. Can rape with a penis cause damage?

   
   yea but anal injury from penis inflicted penetration wouldnt be "complicated".
   
   i didnt see anyone getting on top of the alleged hamas guy.
10. 2024-08-08 at 10:31 PM UTC

    #4130
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Good question, but I think at least some of them were fucking him with their penises.
    
    I just don't believe a penis can rupture a bowel - but this never gets explained. Can rape with a penis cause damage?

    
    You have no more clue about this than you do the climate.
11. 2024-08-08 at 10:35 PM UTC

    #4131
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have no more clue about this than you do the climate.

    
    we'll let you be the expert in getting raped in the ass
12. 2024-08-08 at 10:48 PM UTC

    #4132
    

    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You have no more clue about this than you do the climate.

    
    You're right, I am indeed uneducated in the particulars of jedi anal rape.
13. 2024-08-08 at 10:49 PM UTC

    #4133
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump You're right, I am indeed uneducated in the particulars of jedi anal rape or climate sciences.

    
    FTFY
14. 2024-08-08 at 10:52 PM UTC

    #4134
    

    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker FTFY

    
    Thanks, I 100% agree.
15. 2024-08-08 at 10:53 PM UTC

    #4135
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Thanks, I 100% agree.

    
    Thank you for admitting that people should just ignore your opinion on the climate.
16. 2024-08-08 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #4136
    

    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina yea but anal injury from penis inflicted penetration wouldnt be "complicated".
    
    i didnt see anyone getting on top of the alleged hamas guy.

    
    Does the video not show them bending him over and getting behind him?
    
    You don't need to lie on top of someone to have sex with them.
17. 2024-08-09 at 8:06 PM UTC

    #4137
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Maersk has eaten a 45% dip in profits this year since Yemen closed the pool
18. 2024-08-09 at 8:07 PM UTC

    #4138
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut
    also Russia issued a NOTAM blocking their planes from landing in israel due to a changed 'security assessment' lasting until the 16/8
19. 2024-08-09 at 11:25 PM UTC

    #4139
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Does the video not show them bending him over and getting behind him?
    
    You don't need to lie on top of someone to have sex with them.

    
    that was perhaps to asssault him, not having sex with him.
    
    damages from penis-anal sex with men would be easy to fix and should not be 'complicated'. israel is after all the gayest country in the mid east,
20. 2024-08-25 at 3:39 AM UTC

    #4140
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut
    1. Hezbullah announces that their retaliation for the Fouad Shokr assassination begins now, that it will not be a single attack but a significant uptick in tempo and intensity of their ongoing strikes.
    
    2. israel declares a 48 hour state of emergency.
    
    3. israel begins strikes on Lebanon, attempting to disrupt the mobilisation of Hezbullah's weapons.
    
    Iran has made no statements so far.