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2023-09-18 at 7:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Have you asked a non-Asian in Texas? It feels like it would be really awkward especially after said 'no, what the fuck? I'm happily married get the fuck out of here and don't come back, you FREAKAZOID!"
Yes...Facebook Marketplace is full of non Asian ones I've bought those before. Just search "hot stones". You can message them before they even come over for prices/services etc.
Really convenient when you don't want to leave the house.
Some of todays selection here in Houston.
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2023-09-18 at 7:13 PM UTCLet's not demonize Jiggaboo_Johnson for his best efforts.
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2023-09-18 at 7:21 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes…Facebook Marketplace is full of non Asian ones I've bought those before. Just search "hot stones". You can message them before they even come over for prices/services etc.
You can get chicks a lot quicker and cheaper if you just pull a Bill Cosby. What's the chance you'll get caught, anyways? -
2023-09-18 at 7:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs You can get chicks a lot quicker and cheaper if you just pull a Bill Cosby. What's the chance you'll get caught, anyways?
Lets remember quality (and size) of Bill Krozby's cum dumpsters shall we?
The ones you pay for are disposable...you don't need to waste your time with smalltalk or other bullshit, you hire them, they come over...you do the do, they leave...perfect.
You only get caught if you're a dumb twat and then what...some shitty little fine? -
2023-09-18 at 7:57 PM UTCHe didn't call them slampigs for nothing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-18 at 7:59 PM UTC
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2023-09-18 at 8:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lets remember quality (and size) of Bill Krozby's cum dumpsters shall we?
The ones you pay for are disposable…you don't need to waste your time with smalltalk or other bullshit, you hire them, they come over…you do the do, they leave…perfect.
You only get caught if you're a dumb twat and then what…some shitty little fine?
I think he meant the literal Bill Cosby. He's saying you should pour secret liquids into girls' drinks that make them turn purple and fizzy (the drinks not the girls) and you can have your way with them for many hours no questions asked. TEE HEE -
2023-09-18 at 8:14 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I think he meant the literal Bill Cosby. He's saying you should pour secret liquids into girls' drinks that make them turn purple and fizzy (the drinks not the girls) and you can have your way with them for many hours no questions asked. TEE HEE
Sounds like something a lowly dog would do...I don't want them hanging around for hours. -
2023-09-18 at 8:19 PM UTC
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2023-09-18 at 8:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I think he meant the literal Bill Cosby. He's saying you should pour secret liquids into girls' drinks that make them turn purple and fizzy (the drinks not the girls) and you can have your way with them for many hours no questions asked. TEE HEE
They didn't call them Puddin' Pops for nothing. -
2023-09-18 at 8:21 PM UTC
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2023-09-18 at 8:23 PM UTCGOD DAMNIT JIGGABOO WHY DONT YOU JUST TAKE OUR SERIOUS SUGGESTION AND GO ON A SERIAL DATE RAPING SPREE. FUCK!!!!! 😡 😡 😡The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-18 at 8:24 PM UTC
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2023-09-18 at 8:25 PM UTCYou'll learn yungins...
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2023-09-18 at 8:49 PM UTCLooks like tomorrow might be the day folks.
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2023-09-18 at 8:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes…Facebook Marketplace is full of non Asian ones I've bought those before. Just search "hot stones". You can message them before they even come over for prices/services etc.
Really convenient when you don't want to leave the house.
Some of todays selection here in Houston.
lol@ the Free ones….🙄 they cum with a side of antibiotic resistant gonorrhea? That shit’ll give ya hot stones. -
2023-09-18 at 8:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by Haxxor lol@ the Free ones….🙄 they cum with a side of antibiotic resistant gonorrhea? That shit’ll give ya hot stones.
The massage is free if you pay for the extras (where they bump the price up so it's not really free).
ETA: Those prices don't include the extras...that's the cost for them to come to you, gas, travel, "pretend" hot stones massage etc. -
2023-09-18 at 9:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The massage is free if you pay for the extras (where they bump the price up so it's not really free).
ETA: Those prices don't include the extras…that's the cost for them to come to you, gas, travel, "pretend" hot stones massage etc.
It was sarcasm my friend….the gonorrhea is free tho…right? -
2023-09-18 at 9:16 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-19 at 11:57 AM UTC
