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  1. #1
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    my life is pure shit.

    *I can barely catch my breath walking up hills.

    *I drink to many energy drinks to keep from falling asleep all day long. I can't work more than 2 hours without wanting to nap.

    *My penis is angry at me and wont come out to play. I'd prolly have a heart attack if I took a viagra

    *i have no teeth and no money to buy full on 4. State wont pay for it.

    *I'd rub one out to Christina Ricci but her big forehead is weirding me out

    *some stupid fucking college kid nearly punched my sideview mirror off because I tried to go around a car in the bike lane, fucker was on a scooter and didn't try and pass to the left.

    *Wellhung scares me and he's a stupid dick.

    * My beards kind of cool. it's silver. i was going to dye it but it's really fucking silver. Some chick told me I look like Santa Clause. I thought she was gonna start some shit but said she was trying to say high. I was in a shitty mood though. gonna shave it off maybe tomorrow.

    * fucker hit my car with his stupid fist. punch him in his fucking tits.
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    Don't catch the bus, just get a flight to someplace like Africa or South America or the Middle East.

    If you still feel like killing yourself there, fine, but don't kill yourself in a hypercompetitive place like the jedi USA or the jedi EU.

    The jedi, hypercompetive nature of society is baked into the cake in those places.

    You can live way better on way less in another place.
  3. #3
    Think about the house and garden you can create out in Africa somewhere. A nice house (with real galvanised iron roof, state of the art in Africa. Real concrete block walls. A real well, pump and garden hose as a shower. A real drain and hole in the ground as a sewage system. A real library and reading room. A real parents bedroom and dormitory. A real kid's bedroom and bunk. Some sort of rudimentary electrical supply and food cooking location.

    This is all doable with about $10k and a few months work, this is all much more than most Africans have.
  4. #4
    Spoke recently to one of my tinder matches, some jediess from Kiev.

    She has been in Israel.

    Just the fact that she contacted me, looking for some better place to migrate to, made me aware.
  5. #5
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    *casts another voodoo hex on OP*
  6. #6
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    STOP WITH THIS BUS SHIT EVER SINCE I NEVER TALKED TO RED AGAIN AFTER HE SAID THAT ITS LIKE NOT COOL OR FUNNY ANYMORE JUST COOL IT FUCK
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Chios Honey my life is pure shit.

    *I can barely catch my breath walking up hills.

    *I drink to many energy drinks to keep from falling asleep all day long. I can't work more than 2 hours without wanting to nap.

    *My penis is angry at me and wont come out to play. I'd prolly have a heart attack if I took a viagra

    *I'd rub one out to Christina Ricci but her big forehead is weirding me out

    *some stupid fucking college kid nearly punched my sideview mirror off because I tried to go around a car in the bike lane, fucker was on a scooter and didn't try and pass to the left.

    Sounds like problems caused by your own actions. I have similar issues.
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  8. #8
    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    thinking about the bussy
  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Riding the short bus
  10. #10
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Short bus to NISicide
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    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Don't catch the bus, just get a flight to someplace like Africa or South America or the Middle East.

    If you still feel like killing yourself there, fine, but don't kill yourself in a hypercompetitive place like the jedi USA or the jedi EU.

    The jedi, hypercompetive nature of society is baked into the cake in those places.

    You can live way better on way less in another place.

    Are you trying to make me aware of how fucked up Africa is and we got it good here? we do. it can be a lot more fucked up day to day.

    wish I had a bag of fritolay right now. with chili dip to dip it in.

    no more Marijuana smoke. that shit is fucking up my lungs
  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Are you trying to make me aware of how fucked up Africa is and we got it good here? we do. it can be a lot more fucked up day to day.

    wish I had a bag of fritolay right now. with chili dip to dip it in.

    no more Marijuana smoke. that shit is fucking up my lungs

    Cannabis has already rewired your brain. It would be detrimental to you, at this point, to quit. You should continue to dance with the girl that brung ya... you made your bed, already, so lie in it, guy. 👍🤘⚘️
  13. #13
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Chios Honey no more Marijuana smoke. that shit is fucking up my lungs

    Boo hoo, switch to edibles nigger
  14. #14
    Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Cannabis has already rewired your brain. It would be detrimental to you, at this point, to quit. You should continue to dance with the girl that brung ya… you made your bed, already, so lie in it, guy. 👍🤘⚘️

    I didn't say I was going to stop. I said Smoking it. I might just eat half gummies at a time.. slowly let it sink in. not to much

    You're very vocal the past week. Did I hurt your fweewings in some way
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    totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    PIPER DRIVING THE BUS

    HE'S A BABY BOY

    OHHHHH

    A BABY BOY

    DRIVING THE BUS OH THE BUS TO CALIFORNEYE OHHHYYYY
    YEAH PIPER THE DOG THE BABY BOY BUS DRIVER HE'S A SECRET AGENT NOT A DEEP OCEAN WATER DIVER
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  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Chios Honey I didn't say I was going to stop. I said Smoking it. I might just eat half gummies at a time.. slowly let it sink in. not to much

    You're very vocal the past week. Did I hurt your fweewings in some way

    Why did you decide to connect those ideas?
  17. #17
    Opee what you up to wanna hangout
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Opee what you up to wanna hangout

    Only if you relentlessly sodomize me
  19. #19
    I said opee not Keenan keenan
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I said opee not Keenan keenan

    Shut up and kiss me
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