2023-09-16 at 8:40 AM UTC
my life is pure shit.
*I can barely catch my breath walking up hills.
*I drink to many energy drinks to keep from falling asleep all day long. I can't work more than 2 hours without wanting to nap.
*My penis is angry at me and wont come out to play. I'd prolly have a heart attack if I took a viagra
*i have no teeth and no money to buy full on 4. State wont pay for it.
*I'd rub one out to Christina Ricci but her big forehead is weirding me out
*some stupid fucking college kid nearly punched my sideview mirror off because I tried to go around a car in the bike lane, fucker was on a scooter and didn't try and pass to the left.
*Wellhung scares me and he's a stupid dick.
* My beards kind of cool. it's silver. i was going to dye it but it's really fucking silver. Some chick told me I look like Santa Clause. I thought she was gonna start some shit but said she was trying to say high. I was in a shitty mood though. gonna shave it off maybe tomorrow.
* fucker hit my car with his stupid fist. punch him in his fucking tits.
2023-09-16 at 9:42 AM UTC
Don't catch the bus, just get a flight to someplace like Africa or South America or the Middle East.
If you still feel like killing yourself there, fine, but don't kill yourself in a hypercompetitive place like the jedi USA or the jedi EU.
The jedi, hypercompetive nature of society is baked into the cake in those places.
You can live way better on way less in another place.
2023-09-16 at 10:12 AM UTC
Think about the house and garden you can create out in Africa somewhere. A nice house (with real galvanised iron roof, state of the art in Africa. Real concrete block walls. A real well, pump and garden hose as a shower. A real drain and hole in the ground as a sewage system. A real library and reading room. A real parents bedroom and dormitory. A real kid's bedroom and bunk. Some sort of rudimentary electrical supply and food cooking location.
This is all doable with about $10k and a few months work, this is all much more than most Africans have.
2023-09-16 at 10:18 AM UTC
Spoke recently to one of my tinder matches, some jediess from Kiev.
She has been in Israel.
Just the fact that she contacted me, looking for some better place to migrate to, made me aware.
2023-09-16 at 10:48 AM UTC
totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
*casts another voodoo hex on OP*
2023-09-16 at 11:36 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
STOP WITH THIS BUS SHIT EVER SINCE I NEVER TALKED TO RED AGAIN AFTER HE SAID THAT ITS LIKE NOT COOL OR FUNNY ANYMORE JUST COOL IT FUCK
2023-09-16 at 11:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Chios Honey
my life is pure shit.
*I can barely catch my breath walking up hills.
*I drink to many energy drinks to keep from falling asleep all day long. I can't work more than 2 hours without wanting to nap.
*My penis is angry at me and wont come out to play. I'd prolly have a heart attack if I took a viagra
*I'd rub one out to Christina Ricci but her big forehead is weirding me out
*some stupid fucking college kid nearly punched my sideview mirror off because I tried to go around a car in the bike lane, fucker was on a scooter and didn't try and pass to the left.
Sounds like problems caused by your own actions. I have similar issues.
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2023-09-16 at 10:40 PM UTC
totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
PIPER DRIVING THE BUS
HE'S A BABY BOY
OHHHHH
A BABY BOY
DRIVING THE BUS OH THE BUS TO CALIFORNEYE OHHHYYYY
YEAH PIPER THE DOG THE BABY BOY BUS DRIVER HE'S A SECRET AGENT NOT A DEEP OCEAN WATER DIVER
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2023-09-16 at 11:38 PM UTC
Opee what you up to wanna hangout
2023-09-16 at 11:41 PM UTC
I said opee not Keenan keenan
