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2023-08-21 at 8:25 PM UTCLol just read this thread πThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-21 at 8:26 PM UTCSo that's a yes on the simping? Lmrao
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2023-08-21 at 8:29 PM UTCLooks like cowboy hasnβt ridin a horse in years.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-21 at 8:37 PM UTCi disagree, i bet he bents over and bleats like a sheep and lets all the farm animals go at him once by once
Originally posted by EasyDoesIt Anyway, listening to her was just cringey. It was awful. These guys have no idea what the fuck to look for. There was one prospective employee who was consistently employed for like 6 years, but she kept each job for a year because she moved a lot. The boss starts bleating, "WELL, THAT SAYS TO ME THAT SHE CAN'T KEEP A JOB. WHY WOULD SHE SWITCH SO OFTEN?!"
Originally posted by Rotten Rodney
*checks battery charge on clippers*
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right on π³πΏ sheep π Prometheus aka π·οΈπ Registered Sheep Tag:340k1ππ·οΈ
πΎπΎκ° ΛΆβ’ ΰΌ β’ΛΆκ±πΎπΎπΎHere comes the famrerπ¨πΌβπΎπWEEE WOO WEEE WOO PULL OVER!π€ β
π¨πΌβπΎ "excuse me sheep but you realize how wooly you are?"
π*bleat*
NOW HOLD STILL
bend over , stop squirming while I tie your legs together with this rope
be a good sheep and *bleat* for me
π§Ά( Β΄ο½₯Οο½₯)γ£βπ"πΏππππ ππΎ shave πΎπ'πππππππ
π‘π²π²π²π²π²π²'πππΎπ ππΎ have sex with them'π¨π¨π¨ππππππ
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lmrao!
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2023-08-21 at 9:33 PM UTCI was living my best life during lockdown. I'd just tell the hotels in England that I couldn't get home.
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2023-08-21 at 10:35 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-21 at 10:38 PM UTCU better run that horse back to the stable Cowboy 2013 TODAY IS THE DAY 2023 MOTHERFUCKERThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-21 at 10:59 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-21 at 11:01 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, A real man speaks gently and softly to the weaker and dumber sex…it's normal.
Simping is when you treat them as an equal.
no he doesnt.
a REAL man speaks normally to everybody, including kids and animals.
only men with mommy issues speak softly to women because they have this unannounced fear of pussy power, -
2023-08-21 at 11:03 PM UTC
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2023-08-21 at 11:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny REAL cowboys ride cows.
MOMMYYY
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no he doesnt.
a REAL man speaks normally to everybody, including kids and animals.
only men with mommy issues speak softly to women because they have this unannounced fear of pussy power,
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*checks battery charge on clippers*
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right on π³πΏ sheep π Prometheus aka π·οΈπ Registered Sheep Tag:340k1ππ·οΈ
πΎπΎκ° ΛΆβ’ ΰΌ β’ΛΆκ±πΎπΎπΎHere comes the famrerπ¨πΌβπΎπWEEE WOO WEEE WOO PULL OVER!π€ β
π¨πΌβπΎ "excuse me sheep but you realize how wooly you are?"
π*bleat*
NOW HOLD STILL
bend over , stop squirming while I tie your legs together with this rope
be a good sheep and *bleat* for me
π§Ά( Β΄ο½₯Οο½₯)γ£βπ"πΏππππ ππΎ shave πΎπ'πππππππ
π‘π²π²π²π²π²π²'πππΎπ ππΎ have sex with them'π¨π¨π¨ππππππ
π¨πΌβπΎβ°ββ―βα΅’α΅£!π¨πΌβπΎβ°ββ―βα΅’α΅£!πΎπΎπΎπΎπ¨π¨π¨κ°π§α΅ΜΟα΅Μκ±
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2023-08-22 at 7:43 AM UTC
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2023-08-22 at 8:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood MOMMYYY
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*checks battery charge on clippers*
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right on π³πΏ sheep π Prometheus aka π·οΈπ Registered Sheep Tag:340k1ππ·οΈ
πΎπΎκ° ΛΆβ’ ΰΌ β’ΛΆκ±πΎπΎπΎHere comes the famrerπ¨πΌβπΎπWEEE WOO WEEE WOO PULL OVER!π€ β
π¨πΌβπΎ "excuse me sheep but you realize how wooly you are?"
π*bleat*
NOW HOLD STILL
bend over , stop squirming while I tie your legs together with this rope
be a good sheep and *bleat* for me
π§Ά( Β΄ο½₯Οο½₯)γ£βπ"πΏππππ ππΎ shave πΎπ'πππππππ
π‘π²π²π²π²π²π²'πππΎπ ππΎ have sex with them'π¨π¨π¨ππππππ
π¨πΌβπΎβ°ββ―βα΅’α΅£!π¨πΌβπΎβ°ββ―βα΅’α΅£!πΎπΎπΎπΎπ¨π¨π¨κ°π§α΅ΜΟα΅Μκ±
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2023-08-22 at 12:49 PM UTC
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