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  1. #21
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol just read this thread πŸ˜‚
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  2. #22
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    So that's a yes on the simping? Lmrao
  3. #23
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Looks like cowboy hasn’t ridin a horse in years.
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  4. #24
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i disagree, i bet he bents over and bleats like a sheep and lets all the farm animals go at him once by once

    Originally posted by EasyDoesIt Anyway, listening to her was just cringey. It was awful. These guys have no idea what the fuck to look for. There was one prospective employee who was consistently employed for like 6 years, but she kept each job for a year because she moved a lot. The boss starts bleating, "WELL, THAT SAYS TO ME THAT SHE CAN'T KEEP A JOB. WHY WOULD SHE SWITCH SO OFTEN?!"

    Originally posted by Rotten Rodney
    *checks battery charge on clippers*
    β±πŸ”‹βœ‚
    right on πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ sheep πŸ‘ Prometheus aka πŸ·οΈπŸ‘ Registered Sheep Tag:340k1πŸ‘πŸ·οΈ
    πŸŒΎπŸŒΎκ’° ΛΆβ€’ ༝ β€’ΛΆκ’±πŸŒΎπŸŒΎπŸŒΎHere comes the famrerπŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€πŸŒΎπŸ””WEEE WOO WEEE WOO PULL OVER!πŸ€ βœ‚

    πŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€πŸŒΎ "excuse me sheep but you realize how wooly you are?"

    πŸ‘*bleat*
    NOW HOLD STILL
    bend over , stop squirming while I tie your legs together with this rope
    be a good sheep and *bleat* for me


    🧢( Β΄ο½₯Ο‰ο½₯)γ£βœ‚πŸ‘"π–Ώπ—‚π—‹π—Œπ— 𝗐𝖾 shave 𝖾𝗆'πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
    🏑🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲'𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗐𝖾 have sex with them'πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
    πŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€πŸŒΎβ•°β‹ƒβ•―β‚›α΅’α΅£!πŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€πŸŒΎβ•°β‹ƒβ•―β‚›α΅’α΅£!πŸŒΎπŸŒΎπŸŒΎπŸŒΎπŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨κ’°πŸ’§α΅’ΜŒΟ‰α΅’ΜŒκ’±

    lmrao!


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  5. #25
    Kafka sweaty
    I was living my best life during lockdown. I'd just tell the hotels in England that I couldn't get home.
  6. #26
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I was living my best life during lockdown. I'd just tell the hotels in England that I couldn't get home.

    Are you trying to say you weren't hoeing?

    You said you didn't like me, why do you feel the need to justify yourself?
  7. #27
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Looks like cowboy hasn’t ridin a horse in years.

    Lol
  8. #28
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Lol

    Why are you and Ronald McDonald worried about it?
  9. #29
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kafka I was living my best life during lockdown. I'd just tell the hotels in England that I couldn't get home.

    sounds cozy tbjh
  10. #30
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Why are you and Ronald McDonald worried about it?

    Am I Ronald McDonald?
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  11. #31
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    U better run that horse back to the stable Cowboy 2013 TODAY IS THE DAY 2023 MOTHERFUCKER
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  12. #32
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Looks like cowboy hasn’t ridin a horse in years.

    REAL cowboys ride cows.
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  13. #33
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, A real man speaks gently and softly to the weaker and dumber sex…it's normal.

    Simping is when you treat them as an equal.

    no he doesnt.

    a REAL man speaks normally to everybody, including kids and animals.

    only men with mommy issues speak softly to women because they have this unannounced fear of pussy power,
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I just noticed how I reply disproportionately to women here. I responded to Kafka, Candy and frala. I think the only male I responded to directly, this last time was Vinny.

    i identify as a female
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If Vinny was a sweet little Asian chick you think I'd be back and forthing as much with him?

    NO! I'D BE INNING AND OUTING with her.

    what if i put on a dress,
  16. #36
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny REAL cowboys ride cows.

    MOMMYYY

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no he doesnt.

    a REAL man speaks normally to everybody, including kids and animals.

    only men with mommy issues speak softly to women because they have this unannounced fear of pussy power,

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    *checks battery charge on clippers*
    β±πŸ”‹βœ‚
    right on πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ sheep πŸ‘ Prometheus aka πŸ·οΈπŸ‘ Registered Sheep Tag:340k1πŸ‘πŸ·οΈ
    πŸŒΎπŸŒΎκ’° ΛΆβ€’ ༝ β€’ΛΆκ’±πŸŒΎπŸŒΎπŸŒΎHere comes the famrerπŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€πŸŒΎπŸ””WEEE WOO WEEE WOO PULL OVER!πŸ€ βœ‚
    πŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€πŸŒΎ "excuse me sheep but you realize how wooly you are?"
    πŸ‘*bleat*
    NOW HOLD STILL
    bend over , stop squirming while I tie your legs together with this rope
    be a good sheep and *bleat* for me
    🧢( Β΄ο½₯Ο‰ο½₯)γ£βœ‚πŸ‘"π–Ώπ—‚π—‹π—Œπ— 𝗐𝖾 shave 𝖾𝗆'πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
    🏑🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲'𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗐𝖾 have sex with them'πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
    πŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€πŸŒΎβ•°β‹ƒβ•―β‚›α΅’α΅£!πŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€πŸŒΎβ•°β‹ƒβ•―β‚›α΅’α΅£!πŸŒΎπŸŒΎπŸŒΎπŸŒΎπŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨κ’°πŸ’§α΅’ΜŒΟ‰α΅’ΜŒκ’±
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  17. #37
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny REAL cowboys ride cows.

    I saw someone riding a bull like a horse in a parade.

    They're probably a lot slower but it seems like would be preferable for war. But ig not.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 I saw someone riding a bull like a horse in a parade.

    They're probably a lot slower but it seems like would be preferable for war. But ig not.

    theres only one way to ride animals.
  19. #39
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood MOMMYYY



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    *checks battery charge on clippers*
    β±πŸ”‹βœ‚
    right on πŸ‡³πŸ‡Ώ sheep πŸ‘ Prometheus aka πŸ·οΈπŸ‘ Registered Sheep Tag:340k1πŸ‘πŸ·οΈ
    πŸŒΎπŸŒΎκ’° ΛΆβ€’ ༝ β€’ΛΆκ’±πŸŒΎπŸŒΎπŸŒΎHere comes the famrerπŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€πŸŒΎπŸ””WEEE WOO WEEE WOO PULL OVER!πŸ€ βœ‚
    πŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€πŸŒΎ "excuse me sheep but you realize how wooly you are?"
    πŸ‘*bleat*
    NOW HOLD STILL
    bend over , stop squirming while I tie your legs together with this rope
    be a good sheep and *bleat* for me
    🧢( Β΄ο½₯Ο‰ο½₯)γ£βœ‚πŸ‘"π–Ώπ—‚π—‹π—Œπ— 𝗐𝖾 shave 𝖾𝗆'πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
    🏑🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲'𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗐𝖾 have sex with them'πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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  20. #40
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
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