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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
The story needed work and the flow was hard to follow.
i mean the story is he robs a restaurant and flees to mexico
I think I made it a bit more compelling for waht it was
Originally posted by Rotten Rodney
right on 🍕 lou ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ🍰🍔🍕
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