User Controls

"Suicide"

  1. #21
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I wish I had the strength, ability, wisdom, and knowledge required to grant my own wishes for myself.

    Just a heads up if you ever run into your average everyday run-of-the-mill 3-wish-granting genie, I guess. Of course, it might try to pull some rules lawyer shit on you like claiming that's "4 wishes". So, what you need understand before going into any encounter with a genie, is that's bullshit. That wish is made through the lens of your language, which gives it the illusion of being 4 things. But language is just arbitrary symbolic vocalizations/glyphs representing arbitrary concepts... it's completely malleable!

    Not only is that whole sentence one wish, those 4 things can become one word if you make one up. Hell, the whole wish could be assigned to one word.

    Don't make a wish: wish().
  2. #22
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Maybe throw in desire, too. Although I feel as though wisdom should obviate that - with sufficient wisdom you should be wise enough to do a thing you don't want to do. Then again, if you don't wanna, you don't wanna and maybe wisdom only allows you to see that you should...

    Maybe throw in any other wishes you've got while you're at it. And anything else you could think of. Into your wish(), I mean.

    You should still have two more wishes to play with if you don't have the ability to grant your own yet, so consult me again depending on the results. If you have your powers, great. Wish for your buddy's freedom and ask if it wants to grab a beer. If it turns out to be a genie of the wish corrupting variety, you're probably fucked either way... but we can brainstorm some ways to make it suffer in the process. Don't let that fucker take you down without making it feel pain.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Meikai Do it for the sake of Rejection. Not because you want to, but because life has nothing to offer you. I don't mean because you feel like life has "nothing to offer you". I'm not saying that in a depressing "boo hoo, woe is me, i just want to end it all" sense . It's not a sad thing. Not directly sad anyway - it might be sad for Life, that it has nothing it can offer you. Every idea, every religion, every thing. "Buddhism posits enlightenment is escape from desire!" Yeah, Buddhism is one of life's offerings: got a desire for a lack of desire? Life's got you covered. It's almost a trap, in a way - it's at least one level of misdirection, but I suspect it's also the case that 'wanting' or 'desire' isn't even the root.

    I don't know what the root is, though. It's like a mathematical operation we haven't discovered - a transformation we can inflict upon numbers like addition or subtraction - if you can imagine such a thing. I can. One that's most analogous nth roots, or maybe exponents, but it's not quite either. Like an exponent-in-spirit of an nth root. It's not exactly news that we understand numbers by proxy - through muddy eyes in the heads of monkeys, forever polluted by the framework of 'counting' from which we derived their existence. Mathematicians can work around their failed intuitions here in the same way physicists rely on mathematicians to work around where their intuitions fail regarding space-time and dimensionality and whatnot, except there's no sub-math. No meta math. Religion, maybe.

    So that's this thread. I'm going to say things in it, and that'll be the foundation for my personal religion-that's-not-a-religion. Or… something. (Most likely "or I'll forget about it like that time I was going to post one new Ram Ranch video a day sequentially for 2 months and then gave up after like 3 days because it stopped being funny".)

    TLDR, KYS
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Bradley This is a conversation about HTS' sex life which doesn't include you.

    SUUICIDE CULT!!!!! TACHO WASNT REAL!!
    Originally posted by Ghast how come I've never seen a single post or quote from this dude ever but he has 100k followers on twitter, nah something is fucky. Is 'tacho' like an inside joke like you were stalking someone kinda like wariat or kafkunty or myself or Bill Krozby OH MY GOD

    TRIANGLISM ISNT THE CULT

    Y.Y…YOU PEOPLE ARE!!!
  5. #25
    killers of Bill Krozby!! just like how SOPHIE MIKE AND CUPOCHEEER were serial killed. YOU are all cultists DH cult + NIS cult

    Like that show with the hotel designed for KILLING that's you
  6. #26
    There is no death, only transition.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #27
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    It's the Spanish Fork, Everyone has a Child.
  8. #28
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai I wish I had the strength, ability, wisdom, and knowledge required to grant my own wishes for myself.

    Just a heads up if you ever run into your average everyday run-of-the-mill 3-wish-granting genie, I guess. Of course, it might try to pull some rules lawyer shit on you like claiming that's "4 wishes". So, what you need understand before going into any encounter with a genie, is that's bullshit. That wish is made through the lens of your language, which gives it the illusion of being 4 things. But language is just arbitrary symbolic vocalizations/glyphs representing arbitrary concepts… it's completely malleable!

    Not only is that whole sentence one wish, those 4 things can become one word if you make one up. Hell, the whole wish could be assigned to one word.

    Don't make a wish: wish().

    Wow You've been super chatty lately and in a good mood. new SSRI's?
  9. #29
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ killers of Bill Krozby!! just like how SOPHIE MIKE AND CUPOCHEEER were serial killed. YOU are all cultists DH cult + NIS cult

    Like that show with the hotel designed for KILLING that's you

    this one?
  10. #30
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ SUUICIDE CULT!!!!! TACHO WASNT REAL!!

    What do you mean tacho isn't real? They straight up called him a nigger for like a while and...he's like a senator telling them that mashle slimshady mod +5
  11. #31
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash What do you mean tacho isn't real? They straight up called him a nigger for like a while and…he's like a senator telling them that mashle slimshady mod +5



    Originally posted by mashlehash What do you mean tacho isn't real? They straight up called him a nigger for like a while and…he's like a senator telling them that mashle slimshady mod +5

    dude was on Dr Phil and goes by Black-Red guard on Youtube


    Or is it his EVIL BODY DOUBLE
  12. #32
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Fucking Hell you can't make this shit up and expect Hollywood to buy it. Just like 9/11


    Too surreal

    this site and all TOTSE Related mishaps has been more comedy than strain.

    [video]https://www.youtube.com/live/-NHMyw3lCA0?feature=share[/video]

    https://www.youtube.com/live/-NHMyw3lCA0?feature=share

    fuck up with video code?


    Also I just typed in Black-Red Guard. Not Dr Phil. it comes up with timecode set to this very 2m43s specific

    He removed all his videos the day someone pointed he was Tacho
    find the thread related, Scron
  13. #33
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Have you seen something?
  14. #34
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash Have you seen something?

    You want me to drive down, bust out some Motor Oil and Wrastle me, DAWG?

    wash your wasp nest hair, smelly. lay off the tweak for a while.
  15. #35
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    "I dont know.. it was prolly some little kids running around the neighborhood with fireworks.. instead blame the BLACK MAN"

    No "Christopher" it was you who learned how to make them from TOTSE and ZOK and recruited the white kids to do your spin on.
  16. #36
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Fucking Gap Toothed Nerd. riding the Victim train of Black Man Supression

    dude was cracking NIGGER Jokes all the time. he was so white washed. found himself a new gig.
  17. #37
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    What do you mean, Tachozomoaza?

    Are You Going To Fight My Nine Year Old Daughter?
  18. #38
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Pete Green Wow You've been super chatty lately and in a good mood. new SSRI's?

    Crystal meth! It's a wonder drug.

  19. #39
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    LOL
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Meikai Crystal meth! It's a wonder drug.

    If you like open sores.
Jump to Top