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  1. #1
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Do it for the sake of Rejection. Not because you want to, but because life has nothing to offer you. I don't mean because you feel like life has "nothing to offer you". I'm not saying that in a depressing "boo hoo, woe is me, i just want to end it all" sense . It's not a sad thing. Not directly sad anyway - it might be sad for Life, that it has nothing it can offer you. Every idea, every religion, every thing. "Buddhism posits enlightenment is escape from desire!" Yeah, Buddhism is one of life's offerings: got a desire for a lack of desire? Life's got you covered. It's almost a trap, in a way - it's at least one level of misdirection, but I suspect it's also the case that 'wanting' or 'desire' isn't even the root.

    I don't know what the root is, though. It's like a mathematical operation we haven't discovered - a transformation we can inflict upon numbers like addition or subtraction - if you can imagine such a thing. I can. One that's most analogous nth roots, or maybe exponents, but it's not quite either. Like an exponent-in-spirit of an nth root. It's not exactly news that we understand numbers by proxy - through muddy eyes in the heads of monkeys, forever polluted by the framework of 'counting' from which we derived their existence. Mathematicians can work around their failed intuitions here in the same way physicists rely on mathematicians to work around where their intuitions fail regarding space-time and dimensionality and whatnot, except there's no sub-math. No meta math. Religion, maybe.

    So that's this thread. I'm going to say things in it, and that'll be the foundation for my personal religion-that's-not-a-religion. Or... something. (Most likely "or I'll forget about it like that time I was going to post one new Ram Ranch video a day sequentially for 2 months and then gave up after like 3 days because it stopped being funny".)
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    HTS make sure you get some of this good penis before you kill yourself. We must honor Tortilla's last request he made to us. You will need to shower daily though.
  3. #3
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    "Religion-that's-not-a-religion" sounds better than schizophrenic delusion anyway. I'd call it prophecy, but I'm not predicting anything. I'd call it The Word of God, but it's not a Revelation and I suspect neither God nor man cares.

    I'mma keep it confined to here from now on. My very own Candy thread.

    Originally posted by Bradley HTS make sure you get some of this good penis before you kill yourself. We must honor Tortilla's last request he made to us. You will need to shower daily though.

    You aren't black. Sorry. But them's the breaks. (I mean, it probably sucks for you. Because you like... very clearly want to be, and the "racist Asatru guy" stuff is just a coping mechanism.)
  4. #4
    Originally posted by Bradley We must honor Tortilla's last request he made to us.

    so you did kill Bill Krozby
  5. #5
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Wait is TORTILLA dead? I'm not sure how I'd feel about that. Genuinely bad enough that I'd have second thoughts about joking about how happy I am, but clearly not bad enough that I'd be too disgusted in myself to admit to thinking it's something to joke about (in a roundabout way, like this). Huh.
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Meikai "Religion-that's-not-a-religion" sounds better than schizophrenic delusion anyway. I'd call it prophecy, but I'm not predicting anything. I'd call it The Word of God, but it's not a Revelation and I suspect neither God nor man cares.

    I'mma keep it confined to here from now on. My very own Candy thread.



    You aren't black. Sorry. But them's the breaks. (I mean, it probably sucks for you. Because you like… very clearly want to be, and the "racist Asatru guy" stuff is just a coping mechanism.)

    nah i'm just a nigger
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    the color of my skin has little to do with my large penis. Most of it correlates to height (In my opinion)

    like I can hold a basketball in 1 hand, I wear 13Wide or 14s (They loose in the toe but wide enough), I'm 6'1, no ratface

    of course I'm gonna have a proportionally sized weiner.
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Meikai Wait is TORTILLA dead? I'm not sure how I'd feel about that. Genuinely bad enough that I'd have second thoughts about joking about how happy I am, but clearly not bad enough that I'd be too disgusted in myself to admit to thinking it's something to joke about (in a roundabout way, like this). Huh.

    no he's in the marines, i talk to him twice a year or so.
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ so you did kill Bill Krozby

    no he did that to himself after barricading himself in the apartment, beleiving Austin Police Department had dogs outside of his house and that he was being arrested for child pornography, he literally EEEEEEEE,eeeeeee'ed before stabbing himself in the belly, the pool was primarily on the side of the bed/floor next to the bed, but also found on the inside of the barricades he had self erected, implying he stabbed himself, realized he was retarded, and then sat down on the bed ultimately bleeding out.

    He kilt hisself broski, I didn't do, paul wozny didn't do it, no one told him to do it, he just did it.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Bradley no he did that to himself after barricading himself in the apartment, beleiving Austin Police Department had dogs outside of his house and that he was being arrested for child pornography, he literally EEEEEEEE,eeeeeee'ed before stabbing himself in the belly, the pool was primarily on the side of the bed/floor next to the bed, but also found on the inside of the barricades he had self erected, implying he stabbed himself, realized he was retarded, and then sat down on the bed ultimately bleeding out.

    He kilt hisself broski, I didn't do, paul wozny didn't do it, no one told him to do it, he just did it.

    you goaded him innto it you bunch of psychos . suicide cult!!
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ you goaded him innto it you bunch of psychos . suicide cult!!

    This is a conversation about HTS' sex life which doesn't include you.
  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    autonomy of the will
  13. #13
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley the color of my skin has little to do with my large penis.

    It does have rather a lot to do with whether or not I'd find it spiritually fulfilling though.



    Originally posted by aldra autonomy of the will

    I don't know what that means, but that meant I could give it my own meaning by using its general vibe to contextualize what I said, so that was neat.
  14. #14
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    No, I'm not saying interracial relationships are good and godly, or mandated by God, or any other weird shit like that. Gotta be careful here, don't want people mistaking my intentions. There's nothing wrong with it either. It's just one of an infinite number of ways to venerate a divine truth. Not special.

    (And in case this turns into a religion in some sick, fucked up future.... *sigh* man, if there's any chance of that happening, it doesn't matter what I do. It'd take divine intervention, and if divine intervention is at play then maybe you're supposed to think getting dicked down by some nigga named Jamal is gonna get you closer to God. If so then by god that's probably what you'll end up thinking. Doesn't matter what I say.)
  15. #15
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Combit. I didn't even read it.
  16. #16
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mashlehash Combit. I didn't even read it.

    Brush it. Your hair is too luxurious for a simple comb.
  17. #17
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    You make 148 different people, But Then You give Them Away.
  18. #18
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Mario

    Sep 01 2001
    the mario Flash of ToiletDuk



    13 day gap of removing then re-uploading

    Nardi knows. he makes TSA Sentry Keys in 3D

  19. #19
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Closing in Soon
  20. #20
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash You make 148 different people, But Then You give Them Away.

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