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  1. #81
    WellHung Black Hole
    QUICK! GET THE THORAZINE, DOC!!!
  2. #82
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung QUICK! GET THE THORAZINE, DOC!!!

    "With some Maple Syrup on it cause I just stole some WAFFLES!"
  3. #83
    WellHung Black Hole
    Kingman, Arizona. Where the world turns, nigger.
  4. #84
    I will be putting Biden signs up at the bar fuys
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  5. #85
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I will be putting Biden signs up at the bar fuys

    Hopefully Commander bites another Secret Service agent.
  6. #86
    Originally posted by WellHung Hopefully Commander bites another Secret Service agent.

    Keep dreaming fuy
  7. #87
    Originally posted by WellHung QUICK! GET THE THORAZINE, DOC!!!

    I'll have what he's having! and yourfinest lager please!
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  8. #88
    WellHung Black Hole
    Wimpy whimpers?
  9. #89
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    #totselootcrew
  10. #90
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € Canes 'R' Us Bed Breakfast and Beating

    Fear and Canning in Arizona
  11. #91
    I got the paperwork done to transfer the liquor license.

    An inspection came back on the septic system showing it needs serious work so I will be suing the previous owner, I know everyone will have my back.
  12. #92
    just pay the inspector and fix the shit tank later.

    be much cheaper in time and money than suing.
  13. #93
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just pay the inspector and fix the shit tank later.

    be much cheaper in time and money than suing.

    Is that how they do it in Mongolia?
  14. #94
    Bradley Black Hole
    nigga aint got no money, wont' buy a restaurant, and will probably jack off to donald trump the future.
  15. #95
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley nigga aint got no money, wont' buy a restaurant, and will probably jack off to donald trump the future.

    What shade of green we're you when you typed that?
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  16. #96
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker After 10 years if being retired (yes I retired at 51) I've decided to do something. I'm buying a successful popular bar and grill in Kingman Arizona.

    The asking price is $650,000. The owner is financing. I'm coming with $200,000 down and he is going to carry $450,000 for 15 years with a nallon payment option after 10 years and no penalty fir early payoff.

    It has a class 12 liquor license which men's the sales must be a minimum of 40% food. Currently it's averages 57% food and 43% liquor with a total gross sales average of about $250,000 per month. My payments will be about $3500 per month.

    I'm getting a turn key operations complete with staff, management, stock, a loyal customer base which all know and like me, 5 acres of property with ample parking, and all recipes. I do have to sign an NDA on his Jack Daniels beans.

    Anyhow this is all set to close on or before September 1st. Once I have they keys I'll let you know where it is and what it's called. That way the internet tuff guyz can vist anytime they wish.

    You're giving him 200k and over 180 months you'll (at 3500 a month) pay another 630k not 450k usd

    830k for a 650k purchase

    That's 11.2% anually

    3/4 going towards interest over principal the first 5 years and 3/4 towards principal over interest by year 11
  17. #97
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    450k divided into 180 months is only 1388.88usd

    Youre paying more than double interest rates and 2.5x the loan depreciation
  18. #98
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € Is that how they do it in Mongolia?

    septic tanks arent required in mongolia.
  19. #99
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Speedy thinks he has a fun club here

    Like any real adult gives fucks
  20. Pete Green African Astronaut
    A weekend at Speedy's

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