2023-07-24 at 10:50 PM UTC
I had a dream that I went to this bar and there was a very long wheelchair ramp and speedy parjer was like GOD DAMN DEMOCRATS MAKE ME PUT IN FUCKING RAMP MAZE JUST TO GET IN THE DOOR
Originally posted by Pete Green
The more money you make the more the City wants to find a way to tax you. like a Dance Tax or some stupid shit.
THATS WHY YOU GET A CHURCH MOVED INTO YOUR BASEMENT
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2023-07-25 at 10:10 AM UTC
Congratulations, Speedy. Kingman, Arizona is the place to be, baby. Plenty of Navajo sandstone around.
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2023-07-25 at 11:24 AM UTC
I've heard hospitality is an awful business. It's very competitive, meaning you have to watch your costs. You can't pay staff enough to keep them interested, so absenteeism and turnover is a constant issue. Dealing with employees in general is a nightmare, and you quickly learn how crazy the average person is.
Your customers are entitled and always want everything to be perfect. You have to be on top of your game every single day. One slip up and they start complaining. You don't get to have a day where you say "I'm hung over this morning, I'll just do a shitty job today and catch up tomorrow". Customers don't make appointments and don't tell you what they want ahead of time. You can't plan out how much food you need precisely. Customers turn up and want whatever their whims dictate. And if you don't have it they start complaining and looking for stuff for free.
You can't just decide to take a weeks holiday without having someone you trust to cover for you. It's like a ball and chain. You will never be able to completely relax.
I'll definitely visit you and laugh at you, I'll be sucking down bud lights and chicken wings and acting like a jackass while I'm watching you fussing about inventory levels and staff who won't come in that day.
I'll be your typical customer. I'll park crooked like a jackass in the parking lot, taking up 2 or 3 spaces. I'll come in with dirty boots and sit somewhere I shouldn't. I'll order, then 5 minutes later I'll change my mind and demand something else. I'll be loud and profane. I'll complain the food is too cold. Then when you heat it up, I'll complain that it's too hot. I'll insist on talking to your pretty little waitress for hours on end. I'll scratch myself inappropriately. I'll spill food all over the place, including on myself. I'll get drunk. I'll complain about other customers. I'll steal your cutlery. I'll leave a holocaust in the bathroom. I'll leave without tipping. I'll stand outside, smoking. I'll scratch someone else's car in the parking lot.
You will see a lot of customers like me.
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2023-07-25 at 12:18 PM UTC
I plan to become a regular at this establishment, im scouting the area
2023-07-25 at 1:09 PM UTC
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I plan to become a regular at this establishment, im scouting the area
Probably need to check if Greyhound go there first.
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2023-07-25 at 2:30 PM UTC
Canes 'R' Us Bed Breakfast and Beating
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