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Some of my best cat destruction stories

  1. #1
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    Vise grips

    2x4

    Car

    Car

    Safety pin

    Grow up nigger
  2. #2
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    Originally posted by kick Grow up nigger

    These are real people and you're worried about some foul vermon

    Grow the fuck up
  3. #3
    Bradley Black Hole
    Hi clyde, just popped in to tell you you're a bad efriend.
  4. #4
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    I literally feel like I have an arythmia from all of this benedryl use and the allergen combating my progress

    Insomnia up all night sleep all day
    Eating disorder from not being able to eat due to high blood pressure/heart rate

    Grow the fuck up
  5. #5
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    Cats are not people bill
  6. #6
    Bradley Black Hole
    oh is that why you can't call your boy once a month?
  7. #7
    kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    Rubbish
  8. #8
    Bradley Black Hole
    i can see why candyrein wouldn't give you her address or meet up with you despite living 15 minutes away.
  9. #9
    Instigator Space Nigga
    Growing up when we(the family) visited yellowstone we were driving on some backwards empty as fuck road and we came across one of those deserted ruined wooden houses that looked like something off jeepers creepers...we stopped cause I had to take a piss...I go off exploring and there was a uncovered way into the basement and loads of mutilated cats and kittens, so someone must of been breeding them or someshit and that's where they dumped them.

    ...it's one of the reasons I can't masturbate to animal porn...
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