2023-07-14 at 9:04 AM UTC
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Tuskegee Airman
[discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
Vise grips
2x4
Car
Car
Safety pin
Grow up nigger
2023-07-14 at 9:10 AM UTC
Hi clyde, just popped in to tell you you're a bad efriend.
2023-07-14 at 9:12 AM UTC
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Tuskegee Airman
[discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
I literally feel like I have an arythmia from all of this benedryl use and the allergen combating my progress
Insomnia up all night sleep all day
Eating disorder from not being able to eat due to high blood pressure/heart rate
Grow the fuck up
2023-07-14 at 9:15 AM UTC
oh is that why you can't call your boy once a month?
2023-07-14 at 9:31 AM UTC
i can see why candyrein wouldn't give you her address or meet up with you despite living 15 minutes away.
2023-07-14 at 10:17 AM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Growing up when we(the family) visited yellowstone we were driving on some backwards empty as fuck road and we came across one of those deserted ruined wooden houses that looked like something off jeepers creepers...we stopped cause I had to take a piss...I go off exploring and there was a uncovered way into the basement and loads of mutilated cats and kittens, so someone must of been breeding them or someshit and that's where they dumped them.
...it's one of the reasons I can't masturbate to animal porn...
