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  1. #21
    Bradley Black Hole
    I've eaten hand outs four times in my life, 1 time I'm ashamed to say I ate a togo meal that I saw on the counter with UBER- TYLER 3832 written on it, and I grabbed it because I had gone in their for water (Arizona, Desert conditions) and just grabbed that bitch and dipped. The other 3 times were missionaries (I guess that's the term) that would hand you food and a packet of bible verses, normally this occured in dope spots that are cawling with homeless while i'm buying drugs and they give u 2 big sandwiches, a bag of chips, a bottle of water, and give you the ramen noodle bowl with hot water in it and clean utensils, then you find the bible verses bullshit inside the bag, I tell them "Man I'm a big guy can I please maybe have two?" 'Yes' "God Bless you, sir."

    then I munch down on the food while I wait for my speed/weed/friend/cocaine because that shits never instant. I like chillin with the homeless, sometimes I trade them 5 cigarettes for 1 hit out the crack pipe or some weed if I'm really waiting a long time (like a half hour) and get bored.

    Couldn't imagine eating something someone already ate, I pity them and sometimes hand out water bottles to the hoemeless outside the liquor store if there'sa bunch and it's 200 degrees farenheit out. Just buy a big ass case of water, cut it open, hand out two to everyone and whatevers let I just leave in the cart. 5$ well spent and necessary to carry the America delits.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Bradley I've eaten hand outs four times in my life

    I've had free food (handouts) MANY times in my life...at restaurants (when someone else is paying)/weddings/parties/titty bars/friends/family etc etc though...not from a dumpster.
  3. #23
    Bradley Black Hole
    I would honestly never feel the necessity to look down upon someone for being poor, for being black, for being any religion other than jedi (Who I vehemently hate with my entire heart), or for having creed or political identification.

    People are people (Except jedis) and I accept and embrace them equally, unless they're black and then it's just a handshake or fist bump.

    You live in a third world country (where people eat garbage commonly) and have a good paying job, so I figured this was an insult to you, but if you're actually eating this shit commonly in the tavern that feeds you after work, I apologize completely for what I said.
  4. #24
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've had free food (handouts) MANY times in my life…at restaurants (when someone else is paying)/weddings/parties/titty bars/friends/family etc etc though…not from a dumpster.

    I don't consider someone else wining and dining me to be a hand out. Half the time the same people eat at my house, half the time at theres, maybe not half and half evenly split but I couldn't consider charging a friend to share food with me.

    We're talking about bottom of the barrel/dumpster cuisine that Vinny consumes less of after watching the half hour documentary about his kinsmen.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Bradley I would honestly never feel the necessity to look down upon someone for being poor, for being black, for being any religion other than jedi (Who I vehemently hate with my entire heart), or for having creed or political identification.

    I used to be poor...I changed that. If you are well into your adult years and still poor..that's on you.
  6. #26
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've had free food (handouts) MANY times in my life…at restaurants (when someone else is paying)/weddings/parties/titty bars/friends/family etc etc though…not from a dumpster.

    Bringing my friend over for pizza, beer, and a sports game/UFC Fight isn't a handout, Jiggaboo, that's friendship.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Bradley I don't consider someone else wining and dining me to be a hand out.

    Well whether you consider it or not...that's exactly what it is.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Bradley Bringing my friend over for pizza, beer, and a sports game/UFC Fight isn't a handout, Jiggaboo, that's friendship.

    ...are you saying you pay for your pizza with friendship and if no pizza was forthcoming the friendship would end??

    That's not friendship...though the free pizza was/is a handout.
  9. #29
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I used to be poor…I changed that. If you are well into your adult years and still poor..that's on you.

    I dont' feel poor, I got my needs met, I got an air conditioner running, the water for my complex is off for a day, I have insurance, I have money for food and drugs and every expense I have the need to pay for. Maybe my birthday later this month is kinda shitty because I don't have the 200$ to waste on Amazon Prime Deal Days this year, but I got my college stuff as a priority for this and next month and that's half my income, better to pay things that are realisticly going to better than me than a headset for gaming and console so I can shit talk children online that I'm shooting imaginary bullets at or buy more drugs or a nice electric bicycle, homemade booze or a nice weapon or wrist watch.
  10. #30
    You could argue dumpster diving is less of a handout than a friend sharing his pizza with you...as the dumpster food isn't "handed out" but recovered after being abandoned.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Bradley I dont' feel poor

    Yeah I didn't say you were...I said *I* used to be poor...(the *you* in the rest of that was a generalized you...not YOU).
  12. #32
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …are you saying you pay for your pizza with friendship and if no pizza was forthcoming the friendship would end??

    That's not friendship…though the free pizza was/is a handout.

    No I enjoy having dinner with my friends while engaged in communal activities (drinking, sports programming, talking, etc)

    At some point in the future they will bring over beer and pizza or invite me to their house for similar.

    Sometimes I do wings or BradleyB's Bean Dip, both are spicy treats.

    Sometimes I go over to their house and they have sour cream cheese qaesadillas (at 10% the price because they're poor and have a family), idgaf perfect.

    Bring what you can, consume what you'd like, welcome, my hospitality is very good.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Bradley No I enjoy having dinner with my friends while engaged in communal activities (drinking, sports programming, talking, etc)

    At some point in the future they will bring over beer and pizza or invite me to their house for similar.

    Sometimes I do wings or BradleyB's Bean Dip, both are spicy treats.

    Sometimes I go over to their house and they have sour cream cheese qaesadillas (at 10% the price because they're poor and have a family), idgaf perfect.

    Bring what you can, consume what you'd like, welcome, my hospitality is very good.

    The occasion doesn't change the fact food was handed out for free...
  14. #34
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The occasion doesn't change the fact food was handed out for free…

    Damn bro you are a cheap old fuck.
  15. #35
    A friend of mine used to have BYOM (bring your own meat) BBQs...I never went
  16. #36
    jerryb African Astronaut
    You got to be some kind of retard to go hungry in the US. Excluding food banks or homeless places just walk into grocery store and chow down. When full take some with you because most stores don't mess with shoplifters. Don't mess with Walmart because they will mess with ya.
  17. #37
    Bradley Black Hole
    I've walked out of grocery stores well dressed with a couple thousand dollars worth of groceries since the pandemic.

    My last major hustle was on my roommates birthday when I got 4 pounds of crab legs for 60$, I Pulled the label off the wax/butcher paper they put it in, and tried to hand it to the security guard, and she looked at me like I was from the moon and I said "Thank you." and slapped it back on the rolled up sack of crab legs.
  18. #38
    Bradley Black Hole
    I've pushed shopping carts full to the brim out of Piggly Wiggly's and Sentry, idk if it's the look I got but I just glare at them when they try to follow me, had a couple problems in my life doing this, one shoplifting ticket, been caught one other time, probably done this about one hundred times, once a week or so since the pandemic, shovin shit in my pants, not scanning shit, walking out with their merchandise in a plastic bag I brought with from their store, sticking fishing poles up my ass, a lot of knives I just open up and put on my belt and put the shit back, torches for like butane, bunch of shit, everything my mom or exes wanted, make up for this little girl I was fucking the mom of, tons of stuff.
  19. #39
    Bradley Black Hole
    like nigga u think i wanna pay for caviar, kalamari, snow crab or all that other expensive fish.
  20. #40
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A friend of mine used to have BYOM (bring your own meat) BBQs…I never went

    What a cheap fuck, I can see why you guys are such good friends.
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