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I'm deeply unhappy with my life now that I quit drinking.

  1. #41
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Bradley its gonna take more than you just sitting at home on ssi to be happy. Youve done a lot of damage to your life and it took 28 or whatever years to get to the point ur at today. Its gonna take a fat min of u working on giving urself purpose to actually work bro. Just saying. Love u no homo
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  2. #42
    Bradley Black Hole
    I"m turning 30 in August, lol.
  3. #43
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I"m turning 30 in August, lol.

    Gittin' ol' brotha' gittin' ol'
  4. #44
    Originally posted by aldra yeah, but you'll always remember the good times more clearly than the hangovers and vomit fountains

    speak for yourself

    Originally posted by Alexiisonfire Remember puke pets? They were those little cute monsters you vomit up when you take too much bundy.

    Remember that Zaint Zattex day is coming up soon, starts on saint patricks and lasts until 4/20



    the descri[tipon fo ymtrip - I laughed I cried I puked.

    ate: one box of bundy coricifin xontaining zimmmieis of the Coricidin brand

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFmCVQWRReM

    the carpet reallly jumped out from under me, I am totally fucked up. Everything was so real hypeereal. it was like I was watching myself on TV

    As the madness intensified I found myself getting hotter and hotter yntil i runu to the bathroom and stand there tri[[ed put and forget what to do lol

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJPahf5ZpkM

    Every time I tried to walk I became a triangle and destroyed everything in my path

    I puked out styrofoam, orange peels, bacon and many other things I don't remember eating, lots of puking.
    I puke a lot but I can't peee

    At this point I tried to take a picure of my eyes all tripped out but idk what happened now my phone is at 5% charging somewhere. I puke 7 times total.

    I saw the holy triangle. I saw spiceroy.
    I was able to move back and forth between quanmtum space phase shifting yup

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGLRdG1N7XE
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man I feel you in my bones
    When I'm all alone
    Please, please,
    May I get stoned on your bones?

    Moo! you exclaim
    With your utters displayed
    May you never get spayed
    My dearest zove

    Mongoloids with ronkletoys
    Like two balls and a stick
    I'll eat a box of bundy
    Just to make myself sick

    I cuddle with my puke pets
    Almost every day
    They save me from drowning
    When splash fights accelerate

    You're the best puke pet there ever has been
    Aluminum foil will always coat your den
    Cellulose animals can't hurt you here
    Raj and Ahkmah will Hold-Mabeer
  5. #45
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley I"m turning 30 in August, lol.

    Ok 30 whatever. I just member u were a few yrs younger than me..im 32 ill be 33 in jan
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Bradley I"m turning 30 in August, lol.

    Try turning straight at the same time Jessica.
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  7. #47
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Fuck alcohol just smoke ganj
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