2017-05-02 at 10:57 PM UTC
I feel you in my bones
When I'm all alone
Please, please,
May I get stoned on your bones?
Moo! you exclaim
With your utters displayed
May you never get spayed
My dearest zove
Mongoloids with ronkletoys
Like two balls and a stick
I'll eat a box of bundy
Just to make myself sick
I cuddle with my puke pets
Almost every day
They save me from drowning
When splash fights accelerate
You're the best puke pet there ever has been
Aluminum foil will always coat your den
Cellulose animals can't hurt you here
Raj and Ahkmah will Hold-Mabeer
2017-05-03 at 12:33 AM UTC
That was pretty good actually.
2017-10-20 at 8:54 PM UTC
You need to fix your meter and pattern.
2017-10-21 at 2:49 AM UTC
Jumpin' out the trees with them ski's.
Pull up on the plug with them fees.
Make her pop a perc on her knees.
2017-10-21 at 5:14 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
I'd really love to stay around but I've got to be going, now.