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what would you guys rsther play or purchase

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    diablo 4 or the latest zelda in a hypothetical situation they both got released right now?
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    diablo is a shit genre now, the game will be shit
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Butthole Stars 14 is what I would rather play
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WALUIGI TACO STAND IS A REAL GAME

    diablo 4 looks weird
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    Originally posted by aldra diablo 4 looks weird

    I bet Banjo Nuts and Bolts is better than any diablo game for the rest of our lives. It's not like game of the year good especially for it's time but for what it was, it was good.



    It was the peak of Rare with experience of making games on the hardware and since Banjo it was just Kinect bullshit for years, Sea of Thieves has been their only good game since.

    Which is a pretty popular game right now because of how unique it is. I'm a fan of that style, not sure what to call it, I don't play sea of thieves but I think it's neat.



    Kameo is also very under rated, It's once again nothing to write home about but for what it is, it's a solid adventure action whatever, better than most i've played.
    Anyone that says it's bad would also probably say playing crash bandicoot is bad, just not a fun game.

    If you suck at platforming puzzles maybe idk , not for everyone I guess but that doesn't make it bad
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    My answer to OP question of Diablo or Zelda:



    Get GUH-HUHcked


    Pretty sure you can play Banjo on both PC and Switch




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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WALUIGI TACO STAND IS A REAL GAME

    exactly what happened to me
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    He did it to me too and I was just a small child




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    Originally posted by Wariat diablo 4 or the latest zelda in a hypothetical situation they both got released right now?

    Neither.
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    I want to play a cowboy game, not read dead but like a roguelike cowboy

    I don't want to know what backwater hee haw towns are in this gulch, I don't want to know that I need to ride up the dusty trail to reach Dodge.
    Maybe I want to start in dodge instead of complete the same story missions cutscenes 200 times

    and when there is a shortest point between two wild cowboy towns, you take the shortest distance between them, on horseback and it takes 5 minutes. In the cutscenes it takes them a month.
    But you can't even invent a reason to stop in between the Towns and do the classic trope cowboy fire under the moonlight with your horse and tent

    Red Dead forces you to do it with hunger and sleep mechanics also known as a triple timer fun-lock in place of actual real content to keep you busy they just make you spend more time to do it


    what if instead you stopped because you heard coyotes or something and the game doesn't generate an encounter unless you travel at night. Or sleeping could give a xp bonus instead of being required to not FUCKING DIE

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Western_role-playing_video_games

    no results for "cowboy" lol western BTW

    Cowboy games really left LEFT IN THE DUST AOHAOHWOWJKOEWKOWE (like riding behind someone riding a horse also it was dusty back then)
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    I count Oregon Trail as a Western Game. It wasn't called Maryland trail folks THEY WENT WEST
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bombay Trap Star

    lol what
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    Bradley Florida Man
    i started playing farcry 6 recently, i like it a lot.
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    Originally posted by aldra lol what

    this game has been one of my main inspirations, not really. But it's narrative experience is pretty cool minus the wacky shit because the devs were on crack. It should be like that and brand new each playthrough, like the holodeck startrek wild west episode.





    I think I made a list of every western game, I played most. Of course it has to be a SHOOTER game where you SHOOT things and they add about half a minecrafts worth of cowboy mechanics which honestly you could skip all that for better whiskey physics, fuck gun physics and graphics. I want to get attacked by a drunk mexican outside a border town Saloon that rides away on a burro. The only survival crafting barter mechanics you need is oregon trail


    It's a game concept that's easy to quickly build inside any game (like adding poker to a cowboy game) except you can never rob the poker games???? Kinda like how you can fit CHECKERS on punch card computers but CHESS is like 3 binders too many, doesn't fit in all the slots, too complex, too many variables.

    The Orion Trail

    You start out with four people, 80 food, 60 fuel, and one each of engine parts, hull panels and electronics. Your goal is to make it to Orion. Your goal in reality is to crunch a bunch of numbers and hope the RNG favors you.

    The more people you have and the more time you spend, the more food you use up. Every person consumes 2 food per day, and a normal leg of your journey takes 1 day.

    The more detours you take, the more fuel you use up. A normal leg of your journey takes 5 fuel.

    Raiders will sometimes steal a random amount of food and fuel, and collisions may vent it out into space. Certain events will use up engine parts or kill crew members, or offer you a risky option or a safe option that uses more food/fuel.

    You will probably not make it to Orion if all of you live! There is not enough food unless you get really lucky with the black hole. Hope for death.

    I've seen even more simple cooked down versions than this jammed into some small games as a meme. I want to play oregon trail on a coffee machine.
    I also appreciate wild wild west
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    I only ever read the first line or two of scron's posts now due to all the other bullshit links and garbage they contain.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I only ever read the first line or two of scron's posts now due to all the other bullshit links and garbage they contain.
    Its a napkin design for a western RPG set in the wild west
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    anger is fear announced

    in other news
    back to the tropic of the thread....



    Someone made a fallout new vegas mod for minecraft lol. I might try to build a modpack off this similar to incendium but with custom mechanics, not gay shit ripped from spigotMC plugin store.

    I give up on designing a cowboy game, fuck cowboys. If anything it will be a Brokeback Mountain simulator in Ren'py because cowboys are gay faggits

    You can do a lot with custom items in MC so this could be cool




    fallout anyone? cowboys???
    https://github.com/Drymouth-Gulch/Drymouth-Gulch
    https://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/6u5sy4/why_is_every_fallout_server_shit/

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    why the fuck do you like bnjo kzooie so much? why not get into spyro instead?
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