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What if Men In Black are really just humans from the past?

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    MuscleStud69 Tuskegee Airman
    These humans could possibly be born 30-50 years ago
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Will Smith was born 54 years ago
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra Will Smith was born 54 years ago

    /thread
  4. #4
    MuscleStud69 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by aldra Will Smith was born 54 years ago

    Indeed
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    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 These humans could possibly be born 30-50 years ago

    or 18yrs ago (legally speaking).
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    MuscleStud69 Tuskegee Airman
    That too young, those operatives are usually still getting handle on the Boys In Gray phase
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    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 That too young, those operatives are usually still getting handle on the Boys In Gray phase

    Oh it's old enough for them to die in wars but too young to dress in a black suit and hassle farmers...wow what a fascist.
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    MuscleStud69 Tuskegee Airman
    It's too young for them to die in wars too, combatants should be over 35 years of age so they've had plenty of time to have kids by then and at that point it's their own fault if they die childless.
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    If you believe the conspiracy nuts they aren't actually "Men" anyway, they are aliens.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I thought the theory was that they were betabet soup agents from a secret betabet meant to protect or hide the aliens
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    MuscleStud69 Tuskegee Airman
    Yea but some aliens and humans are working together and some MIBs are aliens in human disguise, or at least some testing has been done to this effect.
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    Perhaps they are just regular guys who like black, it's very slimming.
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    MuscleStud69 Tuskegee Airman
    For slimming they would be Men in Vertical Black And White Stripes
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    Up until recently I went through a black phase, black pants, black shirt, black shoes, black socks, pink unders...I never got called a man in black, when people commented on it they'd say

    "who are you John(ny) Cash?"
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