2023-05-02 at 3:44 AM UTC
These humans could possibly be born 30-50 years ago
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2023-05-02 at 6:05 AM UTC
aldra
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Will Smith was born 54 years ago
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2023-05-02 at 4:08 PM UTC
That too young, those operatives are usually still getting handle on the Boys In Gray phase
2023-05-02 at 7:03 PM UTC
It's too young for them to die in wars too, combatants should be over 35 years of age so they've had plenty of time to have kids by then and at that point it's their own fault if they die childless.
2023-05-03 at 12:54 PM UTC
If you believe the conspiracy nuts they aren't actually "Men" anyway, they are aliens.
2023-05-03 at 2:03 PM UTC
aldra
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I thought the theory was that they were betabet soup agents from a secret betabet meant to protect or hide the aliens
2023-05-03 at 2:39 PM UTC
Yea but some aliens and humans are working together and some MIBs are aliens in human disguise, or at least some testing has been done to this effect.
2023-05-08 at 1:50 PM UTC
Perhaps they are just regular guys who like black, it's very slimming.
2023-05-08 at 3:22 PM UTC
For slimming they would be Men in Vertical Black And White Stripes
2023-05-08 at 3:35 PM UTC
Up until recently I went through a black phase, black pants, black shirt, black shoes, black socks, pink unders...I never got called a man in black, when people commented on it they'd say
"who are you John(ny) Cash?"
