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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I identify as a volcel. I choose to be an "incel," basically. Plus it costs 30 euros here. Very cheap~!

    I identify as a ka-52 alliGAYtor, doesn't mean I can take off if I spin hard enough
  2. Originally posted by Michael Myers When I had feelings for that one girl, I never fantasized about sex. I just wished we could take walks together. As pathetic as that sounds.

    Nothing wrong with that. That's your brain telling you "Hey we like this one, lets not ask for ass licking and dog fucking till at least the 4th date"
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  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well no, you smile and laugh when in the presence of others…to establish good feeling and burgeoning relationships. Obviously DON'T laugh when they are telling you about their mother dying last week…you have to have some sense of when and where smiling and laughing is appropriate.

    Yeah, I know. Thanks for the tip though. I was at a funeral the other day and I had a straight face. I know when to smile and when not to. I just happen to smile everytime someone interacts with me or I will be smiling/laughing in my room, either because I'm interacting with others online or because I read something funny or because I thought about something funny. Problem is, it's hard for me to keep a straight face when interacting with someone. I just smile even when I don't want to and when I am making a joke, I already start laughing a lot because I think the joke's funny which basically ruins the joke because they can't hear the punchline because I'm laughing through it.
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah, there's nothing wrong with wanting a real relationship
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra I identify as a ka-52 alliGAYtor, doesn't mean I can take off if I spin hard enough

    I chuckled at this IRL. See, it's a problem for me.. this whole "I can't stop smiling/laughing" thing..
  6. Kafka sweaty
    It's gross accusing guys of simping just for being civil, says a lot about who you are. Wariat's been decent and civil w me and hasn't tried anything so he's more adult than you.
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  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nothing wrong with that. That's your brain telling you "Hey we like this one, lets not ask for ass licking and dog fucking till at least the 4th date"

    Thank you for the reassurance, much appreciated. Guess I'm too used to being on forums with immature, sexualized people who think you "lack testosterone" just because you're not thinking/talking about fucking.
  8. Originally posted by Kafka It's gross accusing guys of simping just for being civil

    Yeah...that "sense of humor" thing just totally gets by you doesn't it...

    Michael is a cool guy and I'm sure he understood I was pulling his plonker
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  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka It's gross accusing guys of simping just for being civil, says a lot about who you are. Wariat's been decent and civil w me and hasn't tried anything so he's more adult than you.

    On the incel forum I said I watched a woman fall the other day and I asked her if she was okay. They told me I was a simp and they'd use it against me whenever I would call them a simp for down bad, as the cool kids these days say.
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah…that "sense of humor" thing just totally gets by you doesn't it…

    Michael is a cool guy and I'm sure he understood I was pulling his plonker

    I read plonker and I started laughing again. Jiggaboo what do I doooooooo? Any tips on how to keep a straight face? I got a friend who can keep a straight face whenever he wants and he pulls it off so well. I asked him but he hasn't given me an actual answer.
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Thank you for the reassurance, much appreciated. Guess I'm too used to being on forums with immature, sexualized people who think you "lack testosterone" just because you're not thinking/talking about fucking.

    I dunno, I've met a few guys who are actually like that but most of them are all talk because they think it makes them look TUFF and MANLY in front of their friends
  12. Originally posted by Michael Myers I read plonker and I started laughing again. Jiggaboo what do I doooooooo? Any tips on how to keep a straight face? I got a friend who can keep a straight face whenever he wants and he pulls it off so well. I asked him but he hasn't given me an actual answer.

    I would say there is nothing wrong with you...people like people who laugh and smile, that was my point to Wednesday Adams.
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra I dunno, I've met a few guys who are actually like that but most of them are all talk because they think it makes them look TUFF and MANLY in front of their friends

    I don't like those kind of people. I know a couple of them but I don't befriend them or anything. I also hear a lot of people on the incel forum say that most guys lie when it comes down to women and I am just gullible because I believe everything someone says because I see no reason why they would lie. Oh, how naive I am!
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I would say there is nothing wrong with you…people like people who laugh and smile, that was my point to Wednesday Adams.

    From today onward, you are now known as my personal online therapist. I salute you for your services, sir.
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I still think, however, that being unable to control my laughter and smiles is problematic, even if it's in situations where you are allowed to do it.
  16. Originally posted by Michael Myers I still think, however, that being unable to control my laughter and smiles is problematic, even if it's in situations where you are allowed to do it.

    When you feel an uncontrollable urge to be happy and laugh just think "I'm Kafka, I'm Kafka, I'm Kafka, I should kill myself, I'm Kafka" until the feeling goes away.
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When you feel an uncontrollable urge to be happy and laugh just think "I'm Kafka, I'm Kafka, I'm Kafka, I should kill myself, I'm Kafka" until the feeling goes away.

    Yeah. So reading this, basically I laughed again. I am truly a lost cause. Perhaps I should try not to fight it but rather embrace it.
  18. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I still think, however, that being unable to control my laughter and smiles is problematic, even if it's in situations where you are allowed to do it.

    Is it because of meds? You can get Botox in your smile lines if your face is too expressive, that's the only case when it's recommended.
  19. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah…that "sense of humor" thing just totally gets by you doesn't it…

    Michael is a cool guy and I'm sure he understood I was pulling his plonker

    Sounds damage control and it's painful to watch you being so fragile. You should try to be more like Sudo and Wariat, the adults here.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka Is it because of meds? You can get Botox in your smile lines if your face is too expressive, that's the only case when it's recommended.

    No, I'm not on any meds whatsoever. I just have a problem with controlling my facial muscles in most situations. I'd like to have a conversation with someone for an hour straight without smiling once. It seems impossible. Also, are you talking about "nasolabial folds" by any chance, when you are talking about smile lines?
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