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The month of Ramadan is nearing! It starts tomorrow.

  1. #1
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Which means I will have to abstain from my porn consumption and masturbation for at least a month. This will be a challenge for me because I have jerked off everyday for the past year and often between 2-5x a day; sometimes one, sometimes six, rarely zero. I'm going for round five now. Then I have to take a shower to ritually cleanse myself and then I can participate in the month of Ramadan. Technically I am allowed to resume my bad habits after sunset / sundown but I prefer to abstain for an entire month instead. Wish me luck!!
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    wariat should observe ramadan
  3. #3
    zaint zattex
    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce We get EXTRA EXTRA fucked up on the END of zaint zattex


    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce i like the green heart emoji. We will be adopting it as an oFFICIAL zaint zattex emoji


    πŸ»πŸ€πŸš©πŸ„β›„πŸ₯‚πŸ₯΄β˜•πŸ’ŠπŸ·πŸš¬πŸ₯ƒπŸΎπŸͺπŸ’šπŸŒ‹δΉ™ε‚δΈ¨ε‡ γ„’πŸ’šπŸŒ‹πŸ’š δΉ™ε‚γ„’γ„’δΉ‡δΉ‚πŸ’šπŸŒ‹πŸ’šπŸŒ„πŸ’šπŸ—»πŸ’šπŸ”οΈπŸ’šπŸ”ΊπŸ’šπŸžοΈ which is a months long drug binge that starts on St.Patricks day and ends on 4/20 πŸŒ„πŸ’šπŸ—»πŸ’šπŸ”οΈπŸ’šπŸ”ΊπŸ’šπŸžοΈ
  4. #4
    I love me some Ramadan noodles but I don't think I could eat them for a month.
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    Instigator Space Nigga
    Ramasham .


    Allah is a paedo.
  6. #6
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Holy shit people masturbate that often? Lol

    I jack off like idk 3 times a month when I'm bored
  7. #7
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
  8. #8
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    can't believe you people actually masturbate. disgusting.
  9. #9
    Jesus is watching folks.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Which means I will have to abstain from my porn consumption and masturbation for at least a month.



    no. everybody intelligent knows that islamic months is shorter than gaygorian months.

    which is why shawal is getting earlier and earlier each year.
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    It's interesting to me how religious people feel vindicated or properly disciplined if they act like a scumbag most of the time... but do and say 'the right things' for a small continuous period Of time.
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  12. #12
    Originally posted by WellHung It's interesting to me how religious people feel vindicated or properly disciplined if they act like a scumbag most of the time… but do and say 'the right things' for a small continuous period Of time.

    I've found the religious ones like that to be more evil than some guy who has never been to church in his life but still tries to do the right thing.

    I expect if heaven/hell does exist hell is gonna be full of the "Sunday mass" crowd.
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    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've found the religious ones like that to be more evil than some guy who has never been to church in his life but still tries to do the right thing.

    I expect if heaven/hell does exist hell is gonna be full of the "Sunday mass" crowd.

    Me too.
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    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I expect if heaven/hell does exist hell is gonna be full of the "Sunday mass" crowd.

    Hopefully there'll be some hot girls there.
  15. #15
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra wariat should observe ramadan

    Hahaha. Yes, it would certainly be beneficial! It is the month of cleansing; especially spiritually.
  16. #16
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I love me some Ramadan noodles but I don't think I could eat them for a month.

    Eating the same food everyday is not enjoyable nor desirable. I fully agree with you.
  17. #17
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Instigator Ramasham .


    Allah is a paedo.

    And you are pathetic.
  18. #18
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Holy shit people masturbate that often? Lol

    I jack off like idk 3 times a month when I'm bored

    I deduce it must be because I am 27 year old virgin who never even went on a single date. I don't masturbate because I feel like it, rather, I do it because sometimes I feel sad and then it numbs me emotionally; it is the after-effect that I seek.
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  19. #19
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Meikai

    Very cute video. Thanks for sharing.
  20. #20
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Meikai can't believe you people actually masturbate. disgusting.

    I'm a virgin. What other option do I have?
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