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Garbage water poster AWARD of the week

  1. #21
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Keep trying
  2. #22
    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Originally posted by Haxxor Keep trying

    I am not skilled enough to even be in the running of garbage water poster of the week

    despite your attempts, you do not shine one fucking footcandle to speedy parker. I could probably dig up walls upon walls going back as far as 2015 of how much of a triggered bitch he is

    eat your oats if you wanna compete, kid
  3. #23
    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg u mad libtard?? ALL HAIL LANNYISM!!!

    That didn't scare me.
  4. #24
    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That didn't scare me.

    It did make you bleat like a sheep though, which is even better than fear. Complacency, comfort, a lack of fear of dying means you can't fight harder than me because I stab myself and chew psychoactive leaves and inject carpet roys before battle

    I fry my own motherboard and burn my house down to be blessed by the fire imps in hoeps I may defeat the enemy because FIRE PURGES EVIl,. are you as WOKE on red pills like me to do the same? No... you aren't . Keep SWIMming against the current in an ocean of piss though, i'm gonna go to space
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That didn't scare me.

    I DIdn't ask
    get on my level , kid

  5. #25
    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg It did make you bleat like a sheep though

    I've grunted, snorted, roared and guffawed, but never bleated.
  6. #26
    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    A silent sheep , a mute sheep.

    To the glue line with you
  7. #27
    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg A silent sheep , a mute sheep.

    To the glue line with you

    I know how the sausage is made.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "Bring me the poem and I'll show you the child pornography."

    i know.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I've grunted, snorted, roared and guffawed, but never bleated.

    ruff, tuff and hard to diaper eh.
  10. #30
    I was a BBS-er before you kids were even born. You're like babies to me.
  11. #31
    stop touching my no-no area
  12. #32
    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I was a BBS-er before you kids were even born. You're like babies to me.

    that would make you one dedicated, and sick freak then to dedicate your existence to informing the youngest of the young who cannot comprehend reality that you do not fear fear itself but instead fear ________

    blank like their minds before and after you tell them you fear nothing. Wow, my motherboard isn't fried but my brain feels like it is thinking of such retardation.

    promptly suislide fearlessly, brave TOTSE warrior
  13. #33
    Used to take 10 minutes to download a text file. You had to have patience.
  14. #34
    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg Houston [my metonymically tentacled thales]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Used to take 10 minutes to download a text file. You had to have patience.

    Well nothing even loads for me half the time anymore because it's trying to connect to too many back door API algorithm advertisement harvest my data. I have been ignoring it for years because I think it's funny to watch the machine hiss, groan and break under it's own weight

    but now even my machines cannot load or display or interact with such a broken system

    but you could fit probably every single BBS site and post and animated graphic and text file onto a document that would fit on the most shitty of phones nowadays, you can literally browse BBS's right now on a smartphone on a web browser and it's pretty cool because it's so fucking old you can cram it anywhere

    https://www.mysticbbs.com/

    you could fit the entire truth of the universe on a compact diskette if you formatted it goodly enough as digitiilzation is the future of technology. Wait, no it's not. You're probably a hebrew wizard that wants to inject our modems with raw data



    what if we blow up every computer instead
    OMG
    IS THIS WHAT YOU MEANT ALL ALONG WHEN YOU SAID YOU WOULD FRY MY MOTHER AND MAKE HER BORED???



    rip uncle ted
    legalize hydroglyphics
  15. #35
    There was once a native tribe who prayed incessantly for rain during an usually long period of drought, only to be wiped out in a torrential flood.
  16. #36
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ There was once a native tribe who prayed incessantly for rain during an usually long period of drought, only to be wiped out in a torrential flood.

    They wasn't all wiped out, else who told the story?


    .
  17. #37
    I love how this contest is weekly unlike some other competitions which don't occur as often
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Narc They wasn't all wiped out, else who told the story?


    .

    archeologists.
  19. #39
    A Tuskegee Airman [my neurobiological trilled kampala]
    Hey folks we are back for the summer Edition.

    This might come as a shock and surprise, but since the last awards show we had quite a stir up with old members of DH creating alts just to compete in the 'retard olympics' and boy have they been going at it hard

    we thought some recognition was in order.

    Poor speedy, he may never recover from this.

    Paul Wozny could have taken the spot if he had a more well thought out plan to troll users by derailing threads but he's getting too old for this game. *drum roll* TSTSTTSTSTSSTSSTSTT

    DGD NUTTTERS COMING IN WITH THEN UPSET FOLX


  20. #40
    What's the prize
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