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  1. #1
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Mind over matter

    After a lot of hesitation

    Last night after a bit of dutch courage I decided to ask her out 😬

    On the way to where we were meeting she didn’t answer my calls which had me thinking there was some fuckery going on, like it was someone’s sister pranking me

    But then walking up towards a store we planned to meet at I saw her holding a brolly and waving, but at who? (I thought about looking behind me haha but I was game)

    I doubted myself so much, grabbed that umbrella and held it over her, I didn’t have to think about anything from there on in, everything just became natural

    I already secretly planned to take her to a Wetherspoons and we shared a vegetarian pizza in “Beckett’s Bank,” in the, business district (fake it till you make it style), took her to see the shittest scream movie yet, showed her around the city more and ended back in her city centre penthouse being fed Harvey Nichols fudges and hemp seeds

    I could never have imagined dating a doctor, a sophisticated Persian princess she is (however I’d make a strikingly handsome prince)

    No more flipping around now, this is a woman with quality

    Now go back to playing Prince of Persia on your Sega Mega Drive chumps, because I am Aladdin
  2. #2
    cigreting Dark Matter
    mi granpasa hab en kourg wen hems dik up ur gram ming n me eatn as fagit
  3. #3
    Instigator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Mind over matter

    After a lot of hesitation

    Last night after a bit of dutch courage I decided to ask her out 😬

    On the way to where we were meeting she didn’t answer my calls which had me thinking there was some fuckery going on, like it was someone’s sister pranking me

    But then walking up towards a store we planned to meet at I saw her holding a brolly and waving, but at who? (I thought about looking behind me haha but I was game)

    I doubted myself so much, grabbed that umbrella and held it over her, I didn’t have to think about anything from there on in, everything just became natural

    I already secretly planned to take her to a Wetherspoons and we shared a vegetarian pizza in “Beckett’s Bank,” in the, business district (fake it till you make it style), took her to see the shittest scream movie yet, showed her around the city more and ended back in her city centre penthouse being fed Harvey Nichols fudges and hemp seeds

    I could never have imagined dating a doctor, a sophisticated Persian princess she is (however I’d make a strikingly handsome prince)

    No more flipping around now, this is a woman with quality

    Now go back to playing Prince of Persia on your Sega Mega Drive chumps, because I am Aladdin

    Store?
  4. #4
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Instigator Store?

    A fucking shop, I’m trying to translate for the yanks

    Also TK Maxx
  5. #5
    Instigator African Astronaut
    There's no TK Maxx in Bradford.
  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    How do you know?

    There is actually it’s at Forster Square I heard you nick bare shit from there

    This was in Leeds
  7. #7
    Instigator African Astronaut
    It's how I got my first ASBO.

    How did your charge for sniffing bike seats go BTW ?
  8. #8
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Lack of evidence
  9. #9
    Instigator African Astronaut
    And the possession to with to distribute haribo one?
  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Who are u the fuckin fbi
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Grylls Who are u the fuckin fbi

    her royal majesty's police
  12. #12
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls Mind over matter

    After a lot of hesitation

    Last night after a bit of dutch courage I decided to ask her out 😬

    On the way to where we were meeting she didn’t answer my calls which had me thinking there was some fuckery going on, like it was someone’s sister pranking me

    But then walking up towards a store we planned to meet at I saw her holding a brolly and waving, but at who? (I thought about looking behind me haha but I was game)

    I doubted myself so much, grabbed that umbrella and held it over her, I didn’t have to think about anything from there on in, everything just became natural

    I already secretly planned to take her to a Wetherspoons and we shared a vegetarian pizza in “Beckett’s Bank,” in the, business district (fake it till you make it style), took her to see the shittest scream movie yet, showed her around the city more and ended back in her city centre penthouse being fed Harvey Nichols fudges and hemp seeds

    I could never have imagined dating a doctor, a sophisticated Persian princess she is (however I’d make a strikingly handsome prince)

    No more flipping around now, this is a woman with quality

    Now go back to playing Prince of Persia on your Sega Mega Drive chumps, because I am Aladdin

    wats broly
  13. #13
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting wats broly

    riannah sing de song bout 1
  14. #14
    Instigator African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #15
    cigreting Dark Matter
    You do realize youve shown feminine traits which females find repulsive, right?
    If you want a half hr session with me ill waive the fee. If my advice doesn't help ill pay you my fee, sound fair?
  16. #16
    The only Persian Doctor for me:
  17. #17
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Too much negativity here, all I’ll say is she’s the one I’ve been looking for
  18. #18
    Instigator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Too much negativity here, all I’ll say is she’s the one I’ve been looking for

    Well done.

    Now gaslight the fuck out her and leave her traumatised anally.
  19. #19
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Went to see creed 3 and she’s starting to annoy me now, she just fucking stared at me for most of the movie

    Maybe she’s gonna stab me one day
  20. #20
    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    She ran so far away!
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