RE: Iranian Doctor

1. 2023-03-11 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Mind over matter
   
   After a lot of hesitation
   
   Last night after a bit of dutch courage I decided to ask her out 😬
   
   On the way to where we were meeting she didn’t answer my calls which had me thinking there was some fuckery going on, like it was someone’s sister pranking me
   
   But then walking up towards a store we planned to meet at I saw her holding a brolly and waving, but at who? (I thought about looking behind me haha but I was game)
   
   I doubted myself so much, grabbed that umbrella and held it over her, I didn’t have to think about anything from there on in, everything just became natural
   
   I already secretly planned to take her to a Wetherspoons and we shared a vegetarian pizza in “Beckett’s Bank,” in the, business district (fake it till you make it style), took her to see the shittest scream movie yet, showed her around the city more and ended back in her city centre penthouse being fed Harvey Nichols fudges and hemp seeds
   
   I could never have imagined dating a doctor, a sophisticated Persian princess she is (however I’d make a strikingly handsome prince)
   
   No more flipping around now, this is a woman with quality
   
   Now go back to playing Prince of Persia on your Sega Mega Drive chumps, because I am Aladdin
2. 2023-03-11 at 4:36 AM UTC

   #2
   

   cigreting Dark Matter
   mi granpasa hab en kourg wen hems dik up ur gram ming n me eatn as fagit
3. 2023-03-11 at 8:47 AM UTC

   #3
   Instigator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls Mind over matter
   
   After a lot of hesitation
   
   Last night after a bit of dutch courage I decided to ask her out 😬
   
   On the way to where we were meeting she didn’t answer my calls which had me thinking there was some fuckery going on, like it was someone’s sister pranking me
   
   But then walking up towards a store we planned to meet at I saw her holding a brolly and waving, but at who? (I thought about looking behind me haha but I was game)
   
   I doubted myself so much, grabbed that umbrella and held it over her, I didn’t have to think about anything from there on in, everything just became natural
   
   I already secretly planned to take her to a Wetherspoons and we shared a vegetarian pizza in “Beckett’s Bank,” in the, business district (fake it till you make it style), took her to see the shittest scream movie yet, showed her around the city more and ended back in her city centre penthouse being fed Harvey Nichols fudges and hemp seeds
   
   I could never have imagined dating a doctor, a sophisticated Persian princess she is (however I’d make a strikingly handsome prince)
   
   No more flipping around now, this is a woman with quality
   
   Now go back to playing Prince of Persia on your Sega Mega Drive chumps, because I am Aladdin

   
   Store?
4. 2023-03-11 at 10:44 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Instigator Store?

   
   A fucking shop, I’m trying to translate for the yanks
   
   Also TK Maxx
5. 2023-03-11 at 10:52 AM UTC

   #5
   Instigator African Astronaut
   There's no TK Maxx in Bradford.
6. 2023-03-11 at 10:59 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   How do you know?
   
   There is actually it’s at Forster Square I heard you nick bare shit from there
   
   This was in Leeds
7. 2023-03-11 at 11:02 AM UTC

   #7
   Instigator African Astronaut
   It's how I got my first ASBO.
   
   How did your charge for sniffing bike seats go BTW ?
8. 2023-03-11 at 11:09 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Lack of evidence
9. 2023-03-11 at 11:40 AM UTC

   #9
   Instigator African Astronaut
   And the possession to with to distribute haribo one?
10. 2023-03-11 at 2 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Who are u the fuckin fbi
11. 2023-03-11 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #11
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Who are u the fuckin fbi

    
    her royal majesty's police
12. 2023-03-14 at 2:17 PM UTC

    #12
    

    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Grylls Mind over matter
    
    After a lot of hesitation
    
    Last night after a bit of dutch courage I decided to ask her out 😬
    
    On the way to where we were meeting she didn’t answer my calls which had me thinking there was some fuckery going on, like it was someone’s sister pranking me
    
    But then walking up towards a store we planned to meet at I saw her holding a brolly and waving, but at who? (I thought about looking behind me haha but I was game)
    
    I doubted myself so much, grabbed that umbrella and held it over her, I didn’t have to think about anything from there on in, everything just became natural
    
    I already secretly planned to take her to a Wetherspoons and we shared a vegetarian pizza in “Beckett’s Bank,” in the, business district (fake it till you make it style), took her to see the shittest scream movie yet, showed her around the city more and ended back in her city centre penthouse being fed Harvey Nichols fudges and hemp seeds
    
    I could never have imagined dating a doctor, a sophisticated Persian princess she is (however I’d make a strikingly handsome prince)
    
    No more flipping around now, this is a woman with quality
    
    Now go back to playing Prince of Persia on your Sega Mega Drive chumps, because I am Aladdin

    
    wats broly
13. 2023-03-14 at 3:01 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by cigreting wats broly

    
    riannah sing de song bout 1
14. 2023-03-14 at 8:31 PM UTC

    #14
    Instigator African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RIPtotse, 
    • faxmachine25052025
15. 2023-03-14 at 8:36 PM UTC

    #15
    

    cigreting Dark Matter
    You do realize youve shown feminine traits which females find repulsive, right?
    If you want a half hr session with me ill waive the fee. If my advice doesn't help ill pay you my fee, sound fair?
16. 2023-03-14 at 9:39 PM UTC

    #16
    

    faxmachine25052025 Yung Blood
    The only Persian Doctor for me:
    
17. 2023-03-15 at 6:33 AM UTC

    #17
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Too much negativity here, all I’ll say is she’s the one I’ve been looking for
18. 2023-03-15 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #18
    Instigator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls Too much negativity here, all I’ll say is she’s the one I’ve been looking for

    
    Well done.
    
    Now gaslight the fuck out her and leave her traumatised anally.
19. 2023-03-16 at 5:01 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Went to see creed 3 and she’s starting to annoy me now, she just fucking stared at me for most of the movie
    
    Maybe she’s gonna stab me one day
20. 2023-03-16 at 6:39 AM UTC

    #20
    

    Doyle Sauce Tuskegee Airman
    She ran so far away!