2023-03-11 at 3:02 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Mind over matter
After a lot of hesitation
Last night after a bit of dutch courage I decided to ask her out š¬
On the way to where we were meeting she didnāt answer my calls which had me thinking there was some fuckery going on, like it was someoneās sister pranking me
But then walking up towards a store we planned to meet at I saw her holding a brolly and waving, but at who? (I thought about looking behind me haha but I was game)
I doubted myself so much, grabbed that umbrella and held it over her, I didnāt have to think about anything from there on in, everything just became natural
I already secretly planned to take her to a Wetherspoons and we shared a vegetarian pizza in āBeckettās Bank,ā in the, business district (fake it till you make it style), took her to see the shittest scream movie yet, showed her around the city more and ended back in her city centre penthouse being fed Harvey Nichols fudges and hemp seeds
I could never have imagined dating a doctor, a sophisticated Persian princess she is (however Iād make a strikingly handsome prince)
No more flipping around now, this is a woman with quality
Now go back to playing Prince of Persia on your Sega Mega Drive chumps, because I am Aladdin
2023-03-11 at 4:36 AM UTC
mi granpasa hab en kourg wen hems dik up ur gram ming n me eatn as fagit
2023-03-11 at 10:52 AM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
There's no TK Maxx in Bradford.
2023-03-11 at 10:59 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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How do you know?
There is actually itās at Forster Square I heard you nick bare shit from there
This was in Leeds
2023-03-11 at 11:02 AM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
It's how I got my first ASBO.
How did your charge for sniffing bike seats go BTW ?
2023-03-11 at 11:40 AM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
And the possession to with to distribute haribo one?
2023-03-14 at 8:31 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
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post didn't die in a fire!
2023-03-14 at 8:36 PM UTC
You do realize youve shown feminine traits which females find repulsive, right?
If you want a half hr session with me ill waive the fee. If my advice doesn't help ill pay you my fee, sound fair?
2023-03-15 at 6:33 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Too much negativity here, all Iāll say is sheās the one Iāve been looking for
2023-03-16 at 5:01 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Went to see creed 3 and sheās starting to annoy me now, she just fucking stared at me for most of the movie
Maybe sheās gonna stab me one day