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    jerryb African Astronaut
    A few years back I read about something called ocean. Seems it's a real thing and maybe Ghost or MMQ heard it before because they lived close to indian rez.

    You basically take hair spray, empty the propellant and mix with water. Have to shake hard to get the burst and then most mix with something like Koolaid. Suppose to fuck you up fast and last a long time. One of the side effects damages your eyes.

    https://everything2.com/user/haze/writeups/hairspray

    Aqua-net is a favorite because it's high in methanol alcohol.
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Lysol in a gallon of milk
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
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    Mmq had to go to rehab for it.
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  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    AquaNet causes Wet Lung
  6. #6
    jerryb African Astronaut
    I've known alcoholics to drink all kinds of stuff but never heard of ocean. Guess I can't get anything over on you guys.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    post is from 20 years ago, it's probably much easier to 'drink' hand sanitiser nowadays
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra post is from 20 years ago, it's probably much easier to 'drink' hand sanitiser nowadays

    It was years back when I read about it. From what I gathered about it was the cheap price, not locked up so easy to shoplift and effects where long lasting. Plus most Indian Reservations don't allow booze sales.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Wut

    I would just Huff the stuff like normal
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    I use hair spray to aid adhesion to my 3D printer bed.
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  11. #11
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I use hair spray to aid adhesion to my 3D printer bed.

    must be funny to see a bald headed old man shopping for hairspray at wallmart.
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Another good use for hairspray is if you want to retard mold growth on a Jack o Lantern you spray the inside and out with Hairspray and add another coat.

    let it dry well before putting a candle inside. as a matter of fact the candle might burn off a coat but you can buy pretty realistic motive candles that are LED battery operated with flame flicking effect

    also if you want to preserve flowers you can spray them with hairnet spray as well. it's basically a laquer.
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    what if you spray it on your skin Wozny? can it stop wrinkles and skin sagging?
  14. #14
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny must be funny to see a bald headed old man shopping for hairspray at wallmart.

    99 cent store...Wallmart is for niggers.
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    Originally posted by Bradley what if you spray it on your skin Wozny? can it stop wrinkles and skin sagging?

    Try it on your balls and let us know
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 99 cent store…Wallmart is for niggers.

    niggers.

    now available in white,

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  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    Found some Aquanet the other day in a box on the side of the road, i never remembered this thread but wish I would have, I'd have huffed the shit out of that aquanet, water, koolaid mixture jim jones recommended
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    jerryb African Astronaut
    Yeah I think Aquanet the preferred brand. You gots to shake it good after mixing to get the burst as they say. Of course our beloved natives will consume anything to get fucked up, you'd think the rez would be a perfect place to manufacture drugs for an enterprising indian.
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