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this is what I seriously plan on doing guys

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    if or when the 17 yr old wants to use my to crash and for some gate money to the club and some drinks after tomorrow. get her fully nwked while im nude like I have been thr last teo times and as shes naked with her gorgeous ass with tight buttcheeks are hanging out my couch i will put my foot between her legs while is twnd up wnd one of my feet is on the couch. I then will lightly spank her lightly to mild hard and tell her you know what im gonna do now dont you. im gonna put thst dick again in your ass. you are going to have a 38 yr old rick again in your 27 yr old ass. and if she is shocked or something im 38 not 30 like she may think i will tell her i never said 30 i said in my 30s and hopefully shell let it ride or keep going the situsiton were in that is.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    her ass cheeks are so perky its crazy. i really wanna see her nude but she does have a bit of tummy tho and likes to eat like late at night after the club.
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    blaster master victim of incest
    Originally posted by Wariat if or when the 27 yr old wants to use my to crash and for some gate money to the club and some drinks after tomorrow. get her fully nwked while im nude like I have been thr last teo times and as shes naked with her gorgeous ass with tight buttcheeks are hanging out my couch i will put my foot between her legs while is twnd up wnd one of my feet is on the couch. I then will lightly spank her lightly to mild hard and tell her you know what im gonna do now dont you. im gonna put thst dick again in your ass. you are going to have a 38 yr old rick again in your 27 yr old ass. and if she is shocked or something im 38 not 30 like she may think i will tell her i never said 30 i said in my 30s and hopefully shell let it ride or keep going the situsiton were in that is.



    Originally posted by Wariat her ass cheeks are so perky its crazy. i really wanna see her nude but she does have a bit of tummy tho and likes to eat like late at night after the club.
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    Pillpopper Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Wariat if or when the 17 yr old wants to use my to crash and for some gate money to the club and some drinks after tomorrow. get her fully nwked while im nude like I have been thr last teo times and as shes naked with her gorgeous ass with tight buttcheeks are hanging out my couch i will put my foot between her legs while is twnd up wnd one of my feet is on the couch. I then will lightly spank her lightly to mild hard and tell her you know what im gonna do now dont you. im gonna put thst dick again in your ass. you are going to have a 38 yr old rick again in your 27 yr old ass. and if she is shocked or something im 38 not 30 like she may think i will tell her i never said 30 i said in my 30s and hopefully shell let it ride or keep going the situsiton were in that is.

    My brain hurts after reading this abysmal attempt at english
  5. #5
    Bradley Black Hole
    Wariat, what are you gonna do if she's like "Daddy I just want a big hard dick in my ass" and you just got your little flubbery guy that can't really get in there and you're all nervous and it's just getting smaller and she's like "Daddy do you not like how little I am?"

    And you're so sexually frustrated that you can't get a working boner and you finally have this tight ass infront of you. What you gonna do then?
  6. #6
    Haxxor African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pillpopper My brain hurts after reading this abysmal attempt at english

    Thank you!

    Seriously is he blindfolded while typing out the mangled crap he posts all day?
  7. #7
    Bradley Black Hole
    he doesn't reread what he types
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    Haxxor African Astronaut
    Or perhaps this alcoholic wet brain thing I’ve read about is a real condition?
  9. #9
    Bradley Black Hole
    idk I never got it, which I don't understand how not, but if I go even two weeks without drinking, I feel like my cognitive faculties are 100% back to normal. Maybe not my like emotional intelligence and mood stability but in terms of like thought, memory, and ability to analyze and inference data, I never lose it.

    Some people I know, are just flat out fuckin brain dead from the alcohol (and other drugs ofc) The worst is crack + alcohol + weed for years, it literally makes people flat out retarded (though I will say I didn't know the majority of them before drugs)
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    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Wariat if or when the 17 yr old wants to use my to crash and for some gate money to the club and some drinks after tomorrow. get her fully nwked while im nude like I have been thr last teo times and as shes naked with her gorgeous ass with tight buttcheeks are hanging out my couch i will put my foot between her legs while is twnd up wnd one of my feet is on the couch. I then will lightly spank her lightly to mild hard and tell her you know what im gonna do now dont you. im gonna put thst dick again in your ass. you are going to have a 38 yr old rick again in your 27 yr old ass. and if she is shocked or something im 38 not 30 like she may think i will tell her i never said 30 i said in my 30s and hopefully shell let it ride or keep going the situsiton were in that is.

    is rick a 38 year old gay friend of urs
  11. #11
    Bradley Black Hole
    do u like having a 38 year old rick in your ass? Is that why you're trying to get him laid wariat
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