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Dear Kafka,

  1. #1
    blaster master victim of incest
    I think you're probably pretty without cosmetic surgery, but if it's something you need to have you should do it.

    It's too bad you're not on America, I'd totally simp on you and buy you cocaine so you'd like me a little bit.

    A little more about me, I fell asleep after work yesterday at like 330 in the afternoon and by midnight I was wide awake and thirsty for alcohol. So I bbqed some pork chop chops and a potato and drank half a pint of tequila and some beers. Now I'm at work and my buzz is fading off and the rest of the day is gonna suck.

    But it'd be a little bit better if you were by my side.
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  2. #2
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master I fell asleep after work yesterday at like 330 in the afternoon

    Oddly enough 330 is his weight as well

    But he'll take care of you well, kafka

    Are you getting boobies implants?
  3. #3
    Bradley Black Hole
    Wow

    Originally posted by slide22 Oddly enough 330 is his weight as well

    But he'll take care of you well, kafka

    Are you getting boobies implants?

    That's really fucked up of you to say about Blaster.
  4. #4
    Kafka victim of incest
    I won’t get implants. I was fine having normal sized boobs because I could hide them if I wanted to, no push up bras and I liked looking somewhat flat, no strain either. Since getting the bar in my arm though they got bigger and I love them now. Idk I feel like bigger boobs just ruins some outfits or maybe I like the anorexic look.
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  5. #5
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Wow



    That's really fucked up of you to say about Blaster.

    Hey, I said he was a gentle giant and would take care of her.

    Stop busting my pair
  6. #6
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I won’t get implants. I was fine having normal sized boobs because I could hide them if I wanted to, no push up bras and I liked looking somewhat flat, no strain either. Since getting the bar in my arm though they got bigger and I love them now. Idk I feel like bigger boobs just ruins some outfits or maybe I like the anorexic look.

    It's called The Twiggy or The Waffer

    Popular in the 1960s and retro in the mid 1980s

    The pixie haircut was popular too.
  7. #7
    Bradley Black Hole
    I would LOVE to see you and Red get into a canoe.
  8. #8
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Or a see-saw
  9. #9
    Kafka victim of incest
    I’m not gonna settle with anyone because I don’t have to and Virgo are emotional cheaters if they’re not happy.
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  10. #10
    blaster master victim of incest
    Originally posted by Bradley I would LOVE to see you and Red get into a canoe.

    I'd be in the back an we'd wheelie down the river.
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  11. #11
    blaster master victim of incest
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m not gonna settle with anyone because I don’t have to and Virgo are emotional cheaters if they’re not happy.

    Baby I'm not the jealous type, you can have emotional affairs with whoever you like.
  12. #12
    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master Baby I'm not the jealous type, you can have emotional affairs with whoever you like.

    Cuck
  13. #13
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by blaster master Baby I'm not the jealous type, you can have emotional affairs with whoever you like.

    ChubbyCuck.
  14. #14
    Haxxor African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master I think you're probably pretty without cosmetic surgery, but if it's something you need to have you should do it.

    It's too bad you're not on America, I'd totally simp on you and buy you cocaine so you'd like me a little bit.

    A little more about me, I fell asleep after work yesterday at like 330 in the afternoon and by midnight I was wide awake and thirsty for alcohol. So I bbqed some pork chop chops and a potato and drank half a pint of tequila and some beers. Now I'm at work and my buzz is fading off and the rest of the day is gonna suck.

    But it'd be a little bit better if you were by my side.

    Is this your way of admitting to being the “stalker”
  15. #15
    blaster master victim of incest
    Originally posted by Haxxor Is this your way of admitting to being the “stalker”

    I wish I was the stalker, but if you really knew me, like had interacted with me in TC or on the forums you know I'm too stupid to figure out how to do that.
  16. #16
    Ghost Black Hole
    Nah she's fugly and needs 2 tit jobs minimum to be a passable 5
  17. #17
    blaster master victim of incest
    I like when a lady has weird boobs.
  18. #18
    jerryb Houston
    Haven't seen a pic of her but don't get a boob job. Some of us guys like smaller boobs as long as you have some.
  19. #19
    Haxxor African Astronaut
    Originally posted by blaster master I wish I was the stalker, but if you really knew me, like had interacted with me in TC or on the forums you know I'm too stupid to figure out how to do that.

    I’m disappointed in ya son…you shud b addin to your skill set ✊🏽 get on that
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    Red has developed feelings for Tara. How adorable. Eric and Tara only live about 100 miles apart, which is relatively convenient.
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