15 Biggest Threats to Democracy

1. 2022-10-29 at 3:02 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   Yhe Top 15 Gravest Threats To Democracy
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   Democracy is very fragile. Be careful with it! Stray but a little and democracy shall fail.
   
   Here are 15 things that put democracy itself in jeopardy every day:
   

   1. Democracy: We can't let democracy get in the way and ruin our perfect democracy.
   2. Independent journalism: Truth can only come from state and corporation-approved sources.
   3. Voter ID: This is Jim Crow supersized times a billion trillion on mega-steroids. Everyone knows the freest, fairest, and most secure elections involve ZERO forms of ID.
   4. The Constitution: It was written by slave owners who wore white wigs.
   5. Questioning the results of any election Democrats won: Scary to think about.
   6. Accepting the results of any election Republicans won: Even scarier to think about!
   7. Squirrels: They've got to be up to something.
   8. Only getting four COVID boosters: Your lack of compliance is disturbing.
   9. Criticizing runaway inflation: Shame on you. It's your patriotic duty to pay more for everything.
   10. Not giving all our money to Ukraine: Just how committed are you to defending democracy?
   11. 74 million+ people who voted for Trump: That's right, nearly half of voters are a direct threat.
   12. Red meat: Every bite brings us one step closer to the precipice of destruction.
   13. People praying in front of abortion clinics: Someone needs to call the FBI before democracy collapses!
   14. People talking without Mark Zuckerberg being there to censor their conversation: Already happening in hundreds of coffee shops across America.
   15. Tucker Carlson - REEEEEE!
2. 2022-10-29 at 3:05 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   no body reads that
3. 2022-10-29 at 3:07 PM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no body reads that

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no body reads that

4. 2022-10-29 at 6:26 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   numbered lists
5. 2022-10-29 at 11:27 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   did you read that
6. 2022-10-30 at 12:10 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   the true biggest threat is the machines and thats not satire. Just beware the machines. We're so close.
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7. 2022-10-30 at 2:28 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did you read that

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker

8. 2022-10-30 at 4:59 AM UTC

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   slide22 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ the true biggest threat is the machines and thats not satire. Just beware the machines. We're so close.

   
   Washing and drying Machinese? they seem to keep losing my socks. something about a sock portal.
9. 2022-10-30 at 5:18 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
10. 2022-10-30 at 5:28 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no body reads that

11. 2022-10-30 at 5:36 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker