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15 Biggest Threats to Democracy

  1. 2022-10-29 at 3:02 PM UTC
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Yhe Top 15 Gravest Threats To Democracy
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    Democracy is very fragile. Be careful with it! Stray but a little and democracy shall fail.

    Here are 15 things that put democracy itself in jeopardy every day:
    1. Democracy: We can't let democracy get in the way and ruin our perfect democracy.
    2. Independent journalism: Truth can only come from state and corporation-approved sources.
    3. Voter ID: This is Jim Crow supersized times a billion trillion on mega-steroids. Everyone knows the freest, fairest, and most secure elections involve ZERO forms of ID.
    4. The Constitution: It was written by slave owners who wore white wigs.
    5. Questioning the results of any election Democrats won: Scary to think about.
    6. Accepting the results of any election Republicans won: Even scarier to think about!
    7. Squirrels: They've got to be up to something.
    8. Only getting four COVID boosters: Your lack of compliance is disturbing.
    9. Criticizing runaway inflation: Shame on you. It's your patriotic duty to pay more for everything.
    10. Not giving all our money to Ukraine: Just how committed are you to defending democracy?
    11. 74 million+ people who voted for Trump: That's right, nearly half of voters are a direct threat.
    12. Red meat: Every bite brings us one step closer to the precipice of destruction.
    13. People praying in front of abortion clinics: Someone needs to call the FBI before democracy collapses!
    14. People talking without Mark Zuckerberg being there to censor their conversation: Already happening in hundreds of coffee shops across America.
    15. Tucker Carlson - REEEEEE!
  2. 2022-10-29 at 3:05 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    no body reads that
  3. 2022-10-29 at 3:07 PM UTC
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no body reads that
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no body reads that
  4. 2022-10-29 at 6:26 PM UTC
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    Ghost Black Hole
    numbered lists
  5. 2022-10-29 at 11:27 PM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    did you read that
  6. 2022-10-30 at 12:10 AM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    the true biggest threat is the machines and thats not satire. Just beware the machines. We're so close.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. 2022-10-30 at 2:28 AM UTC
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did you read that



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
  8. 2022-10-30 at 4:59 AM UTC
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    slide22 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ the true biggest threat is the machines and thats not satire. Just beware the machines. We're so close.

    Washing and drying Machinese? they seem to keep losing my socks. something about a sock portal.
  9. 2022-10-30 at 5:18 AM UTC
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
  10. 2022-10-30 at 5:28 AM UTC
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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no body reads that
  11. 2022-10-30 at 5:36 AM UTC
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
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