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Preparing for Hurricane Season

  1. #1
    Bradley Black Hole
    So I've decided to disavow all advice from others:
    2 gallons of water, 1 gallon of lemonade
    7 cans of sardines, 7 cans of refried beans, 7 bags of instant mashed potatos
    1 lifejacket, XL
    1 small flashlight, extra batteries
    Garbage bags
    Astroglide Lubricant & Skyn Trojan Condoms
    Bow (No arrows)
  2. #2
    Bradley Black Hole
    I've determined that is the minimum i need to survive 10 days. I have 2 crossword puzzle books and 2 large fiction books.
  3. #3
    Bradley Black Hole
    i also have 7 pairs of clean socks, 7 clean shirts, 5 clean pairs of pants, 2 pairs of shoes. Emergency blanket and Lancester United sweatshirt
  4. #4
    Are you still in Florida and if so are you under the evacuation mandate?

    I bet you thought an evacuation mandate was a chance for getting your dick sucked again didn't you.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I thought a mandate was the Obamas going to a movie
  6. #6
    Ghost Black Hole
    yeah man they are going against Tampa tonight, I got a fat stack of emerald blocks riding on this one
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