So I've decided to disavow all advice from others:
2 gallons of water, 1 gallon of lemonade
7 cans of sardines, 7 cans of refried beans, 7 bags of instant mashed potatos
1 lifejacket, XL
1 small flashlight, extra batteries
Garbage bags
Astroglide Lubricant & Skyn Trojan Condoms
Bow (No arrows)
2022-09-27 at 2:01 AM UTC
I've determined that is the minimum i need to survive 10 days. I have 2 crossword puzzle books and 2 large fiction books.
2022-09-27 at 2:04 AM UTC
i also have 7 pairs of clean socks, 7 clean shirts, 5 clean pairs of pants, 2 pairs of shoes. Emergency blanket and Lancester United sweatshirt
2022-09-27 at 12:45 PM UTC
Are you still in Florida and if so are you under the evacuation mandate?
I bet you thought an evacuation mandate was a chance for getting your dick sucked again didn't you.
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2022-09-27 at 12:55 PM UTC
aldra
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I thought a mandate was the Obamas going to a movie
2022-09-27 at 3:05 PM UTC
yeah man they are going against Tampa tonight, I got a fat stack of emerald blocks riding on this one
