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Dietitian gave me this

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    Kafka motherfucker
    I didn’t follow it because I’m a picky eater and though I’m healthier now there’s still too much takeaway in my diet and I rarely cook, so I’m trying to modify it.









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    Kafka motherfucker


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    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    Its like those diagrams they give to retarded old people so they remember what their kids look like or where they live
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    A Dietitian's job is so dumb and condescending.

    Dietitian "Now Billy, eating a full packet of cookies is bad for you...don't do that, have 6 baby carrots instead"

    Billy "wow really?!?!? I had no idea..."
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    Bradley victim of incest
    kafka ur the coolest, i also have a thing to fill out about what im eating with various foods.

    You know you only get these if you're extremely mentally lacking like ur a fish that can't figure out how to eat fish food right
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    is the last page a hole with his dick sticking out of it.
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    Originally posted by Bradley kafka ur the coolest

    Would you say that if she was a 300lb Paul Wozny?
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    Originally posted by Bradley You know you only get these if you're extremely mentally lacking like ur a fish that can't figure out how to eat fish food right

    that's not true, I've been referred to a dietitian before and knew more than him...dumb fuck didn't even know what carbonic acid was.
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    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Would you say that if she was a 300lb Paul Wozny?

    No shed be 3x the coolest then!!!!!! (by weight)
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    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson that's not true, I've been referred to a dietitian before and knew more than him…dumb fuck didn't even know what carbonic acid was.

    umm i was talking about getting the sheets u dumb old fuck, she got a lil brochure just like i got that says foods to eat, serving sizes, mine says to circle what i ate and turn it in or have it to show someone

    they're for mentally ill people, people in long term care homes, or retards who dont know 2 bananas and some oatmeal is a breakfast repeat!~!~!~!~!`
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    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    fukn porridge 😂
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    Ghost Black Hole
    wow i'd fight them

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    Kafka motherfucker
    Originally posted by cigreting fukn porridge 😂

    I hate most things in it, porridge, cereals, anything tinned, bananas.
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    Octavian. Houston
    Anorexic whore, drink pints of semen.
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    Originally posted by Octavian. Anorexic whore, drink pints of semen.

    no 1 cares
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    Octavian. Houston
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no 1 cares

    Thanks for the free rent 😆😆😆
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    the root word for dietitian is die.
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    Bradley victim of incest
    kafka have u thought about having somethin a lil different for breakfast? I like cereal and a scoop of peanut butter mixed together with coffee

    u really need to eat moar
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    Ghost Black Hole
    i had meth and coffee for breakfast
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    cigreting Naturally Camouflaged
    wat d fuk is poridg
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