Dietitian gave me this

1. 2022-09-23 at 2:47 PM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   I didn’t follow it because I’m a picky eater and though I’m healthier now there’s still too much takeaway in my diet and I rarely cook, so I’m trying to modify it.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
2. 2022-09-23 at 2:48 PM UTC

   #2
   Kafka sweaty
   
   
   
3. 2022-09-23 at 2:50 PM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   Its like those diagrams they give to retarded old people so they remember what their kids look like or where they live
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4. 2022-09-23 at 2:55 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   A Dietitian's job is so dumb and condescending.
   
   Dietitian "Now Billy, eating a full packet of cookies is bad for you...don't do that, have 6 baby carrots instead"
   
   Billy "wow really?!?!? I had no idea..."
5. 2022-09-23 at 3:04 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   kafka ur the coolest, i also have a thing to fill out about what im eating with various foods.
   
   You know you only get these if you're extremely mentally lacking like ur a fish that can't figure out how to eat fish food right
6. 2022-09-23 at 3:06 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   is the last page a hole with his dick sticking out of it.
7. 2022-09-23 at 3:15 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley kafka ur the coolest

   
   Would you say that if she was a 300lb Paul Wozny?
8. 2022-09-23 at 3:16 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley You know you only get these if you're extremely mentally lacking like ur a fish that can't figure out how to eat fish food right

   
   that's not true, I've been referred to a dietitian before and knew more than him...dumb fuck didn't even know what carbonic acid was.
9. 2022-09-23 at 3:55 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Would you say that if she was a 300lb Paul Wozny?

   
   No shed be 3x the coolest then!!!!!! (by weight)
10. 2022-09-23 at 3:56 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson that's not true, I've been referred to a dietitian before and knew more than him…dumb fuck didn't even know what carbonic acid was.

    
    umm i was talking about getting the sheets u dumb old fuck, she got a lil brochure just like i got that says foods to eat, serving sizes, mine says to circle what i ate and turn it in or have it to show someone
    
    they're for mentally ill people, people in long term care homes, or retards who dont know 2 bananas and some oatmeal is a breakfast repeat!~!~!~!~!`
11. 2022-09-23 at 3:58 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    fukn porridge 😂
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12. 2022-09-23 at 4:19 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    wow i'd fight them
    
    
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13. 2022-09-23 at 4:28 PM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by cigreting fukn porridge 😂

    
    I hate most things in it, porridge, cereals, anything tinned, bananas.
14. 2022-09-23 at 4:29 PM UTC

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    Octavian. Houston
    Anorexic whore, drink pints of semen.
15. 2022-09-23 at 6:14 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian. Anorexic whore, drink pints of semen.

    
    no 1 cares
16. 2022-09-23 at 6:17 PM UTC

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    Octavian. Houston

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no 1 cares

    
    Thanks for the free rent 😆😆😆
17. 2022-09-23 at 6:55 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    the root word for dietitian is die.
18. 2022-09-23 at 6:58 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    kafka have u thought about having somethin a lil different for breakfast? I like cereal and a scoop of peanut butter mixed together with coffee
    
    u really need to eat moar
19. 2022-09-23 at 6:59 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    i had meth and coffee for breakfast
20. 2022-09-23 at 7:10 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    wat d fuk is poridg