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Big drama as chess caught in cheating scandal

  1. #1
    Donald Trump Dark Matter

    Magnus Carlsen, world #1, quietly ragequits on Hans Niemann at the Julius Baer Generation Cup.

    Apparently Hans Niemann has been caught cheating a few times in the past and all the moves he has made in a few games have been the same as from stockfish, an open source chess engine. Apparently the opening he was playing here is a stockfish opening.

    Carlsen thinks Niemann is cheating, but how do you prove that? You pretty much can't, and Carlsen is coming off like an asshole out of the whole thing, even though it's pretty obvious what is going on.
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    lol i heard about this

    he used an anal signal system

    I SAW THIS IN AN ANIME
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  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He didn't quit here because he thought Hans was cheating again 1 move into the game. Maybe you were joking about that.

    Magnus is the one being a weird little bitch about this, since there's no proof Hans cheated in their previous game, and he (Magnus) still hasn't made a comment about it in roughly 2 weeks.

    This resigning after 2 moves thing was just another little kid maneuver instead of just explaining what the hell is going on.
  4. #4
    Meikai African Astronaut
    HE ONLY BEAT MY BOY MAGNUS BECAUSE OF THE REMOTE CONTROL ANAL BEADS HIS CO-CONSPIRATORS WERE USING TO SIGNAL THE BEST MOVE

    MAGNUS HAS BEATEN BETTER PLAYERS THAN HANS NIEMAN EVEN WHEN HE USED THE BONGCLOUD OPENING, THERE IS NO WAY THOSE WERE HUMAN MOVES

    AND LOOKS AT THAT CREEPY HANS GUY HE LOOKS LIKE THE TYPE TO HAVE RF ANAL BEANS I DONT BUY IT BEING LEGIT ITS BS
  5. #5
    Meikai African Astronaut
    honestly the fact that there are white grandmasters at all is amazing like it should be 100% chinese guys
  6. #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The top grandmasters are all just people born with ridiculously good memory and then also they happen to discover chess and enjoy it.
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Meikai honestly the fact that there are white grandmasters at all is amazing like it should be 100% chinese guys

    no thanks.

    we have our own chess and go to be a master at,
  8. #8
    Meikai African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ The top grandmasters are all just people born with ridiculously good memory and then also they happen to discover chess and enjoy it.

    same deal with speed cubing, and it's all chinks. there's a billion chinks out there so there's a huge number with good memories who have a chance to discover any/every given thing, it's just very sussy that chess hasn't been hit in the same way everything else has.
  9. #9
    NERDS
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  11. #11
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol I was wondering the same thing when I heard about it - if he was receiving signals somehow, how would he transmit the other player's moves to the computer? assuming it wasn't livestreamed or something
  12. #12
    Ghost Black Hole
    Anal Morse code.
  13. #13
    Donald Trump Dark Matter


    Saying "you have no evidence, you can't prove it" and "people who are calling me out are doing damage" is the sort of thing you do when you've been caught.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by aldra lol I was wondering the same thing when I heard about it - if he was receiving signals somehow, how would he transmit the other player's moves to the computer? assuming it wasn't livestreamed or something

    have you ever played drum ?

    striking different places on the drum surface produces different sounds.

    all chesspieces' movement can be extrapolated based on the sound they make throughout the game.
  15. #15
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    damn chess is crazy. why dont they just meet up and play on a real chess board, NO DILDOS ALLOWED
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  16. #16
    Ghost Black Hole
    this is just an elaborate ploy to add anal inspection to chess
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  17. #17
    Imagine a sport (guffaw) being so fucking boring that you have to make up a story about anal beads and cheating to try and get more spectators.
  18. #18
    Ghost Black Hole
    The back to back prostate orgasms while wearing womens underwear was the only thing keeping me interested in the game to be honest and now I can't even enjoy that at my local chess club without being accused of cheating, IS THERE NOTHING SACRED LEFT IN THE WORLD?!

  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Imagine a sport (guffaw) being so fucking boring that you have to make up a story about anal beads and cheating to try and get more spectators.

    Ok I'm imagining it. Now what?
  20. #20
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok I'm imagining it. Now what?

    Now prepare for battle!
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