2022-09-19 at 9:07 PM UTC
Magnus Carlsen, world #1, quietly ragequits on Hans Niemann at the Julius Baer Generation Cup.
Apparently Hans Niemann has been caught cheating a few times in the past and all the moves he has made in a few games have been the same as from stockfish, an open source chess engine. Apparently the opening he was playing here is a stockfish opening.
Carlsen thinks Niemann is cheating, but how do you prove that? You pretty much can't, and Carlsen is coming off like an asshole out of the whole thing, even though it's pretty obvious what is going on.
2022-09-19 at 9:36 PM UTC
lol i heard about this
he used an anal signal system
I SAW THIS IN AN ANIME
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2022-09-19 at 10:04 PM UTC
He didn't quit here because he thought Hans was cheating again 1 move into the game. Maybe you were joking about that.
Magnus is the one being a weird little bitch about this, since there's no proof Hans cheated in their previous game, and he (Magnus) still hasn't made a comment about it in roughly 2 weeks.
This resigning after 2 moves thing was just another little kid maneuver instead of just explaining what the hell is going on.
2022-09-19 at 10:08 PM UTC
HE ONLY BEAT MY BOY MAGNUS BECAUSE OF THE REMOTE CONTROL ANAL BEADS HIS CO-CONSPIRATORS WERE USING TO SIGNAL THE BEST MOVE
MAGNUS HAS BEATEN BETTER PLAYERS THAN HANS NIEMAN EVEN WHEN HE USED THE BONGCLOUD OPENING, THERE IS NO WAY THOSE WERE HUMAN MOVES
AND LOOKS AT THAT CREEPY HANS GUY HE LOOKS LIKE THE TYPE TO HAVE RF ANAL BEANS I DONT BUY IT BEING LEGIT ITS BS
2022-09-19 at 10:42 PM UTC
honestly the fact that there are white grandmasters at all is amazing like it should be 100% chinese guys
2022-09-19 at 10:49 PM UTC
The top grandmasters are all just people born with ridiculously good memory and then also they happen to discover chess and enjoy it.
2022-09-20 at 1:12 PM UTC
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2022-09-20 at 1:25 PM UTC
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lol I was wondering the same thing when I heard about it - if he was receiving signals somehow, how would he transmit the other player's moves to the computer? assuming it wasn't livestreamed or something
2022-09-20 at 3:12 PM UTC
damn chess is crazy. why dont they just meet up and play on a real chess board, NO DILDOS ALLOWED
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2022-09-20 at 4:37 PM UTC
this is just an elaborate ploy to add anal inspection to chess
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2022-09-20 at 4:41 PM UTC
Imagine a sport (guffaw) being so fucking boring that you have to make up a story about anal beads and cheating to try and get more spectators.
