Mikes harder lemonade: nigger edition

1. 2017-02-20 at 9:56 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Saw this at the gas station and had to try it
   
   
   
   It tastes just like grape soda. You can't taste the alcohol at all, which kinda defeats the purpose imo
   
   This would be great to spike someone with, or add everclear to.
2. 2017-02-20 at 10 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   What's the alcohol percentage?
3. 2017-02-20 at 10:06 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie What's the alcohol percentage?

   
   8%
4. 2017-02-20 at 2:19 PM UTC

   #4
   Beetlesiri Houston [enlighten my devil-may-care transplanting]
   Nigger addition is right. They probably had to make the hand holding the grapenade any color, but black to avoid a lawsuit.
5. 2017-02-20 at 2:20 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher 8%

   
   Not bad, an acceptable percentage. Honestly I just assume all Americans drink 2% piss water and pretend to get drunk. I don't drink anything under 5% on principle
6. 2017-02-20 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by reject Not bad, an acceptable percentage. Honestly I just assume all Americans drink 2% piss water and pretend to get drunk. I don't drink anything under 5% on principle

   
   All beer sold in America is not more than 7% unless it's a craft beer or certain imports. Most domestic brews come in around 5.5% - 6%.
7. 2017-02-20 at 2:49 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by reject Not bad, an acceptable percentage. Honestly I just assume all Americans drink 2% piss water and pretend to get drunk. I don't drink anything under 5% on principle

   
   Most Americans drink 4.3% piss water and have to drink a full 24 pack to get drunk
8. 2017-02-20 at 2:49 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol I'm retarded
   
   Post last edited by Hash Slinging Slasher at 2017-02-20T14:52:17.942174+00:00
9. 2017-02-20 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #9
   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by reject Not bad, an acceptable percentage. Honestly I just assume all Americans drink 2% piss water and pretend to get drunk. I don't drink anything under 5% on principle

   
   are you retarded
   
   even our shitty """"""diet"""""" beers like michelob ultra (which is tolerable but still trash) is 4.5% abv
   
   budweiser is like 6% abv i think
   
   our malt liquors are typically 8%
   
   4loko and things like that can be anywhere from 8 to like 15%
10. 2017-02-20 at 3:18 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bitch you're like 15 and have only drunk from yo mommas nipple
11. 2017-02-20 at 3:21 PM UTC

    #11
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by reject Bitch you're like 15 and have only drunk from yo mommas nipple

    
    im a registered voter fuck off
12. 2017-02-20 at 3:24 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Registered voter for class president maybe
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • cerakote
13. 2017-03-02 at 11 AM UTC

    #13
    

    bling bling Dark Matter

    Originally posted by reject 5% onder principle

    
    so u start urself off on carling nood wen i drink that i cough up foam
14. 2017-03-02 at 11:42 AM UTC

    #14
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Do they still make thunderbird?
15. 2017-03-02 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    grape lemonade
16. 2017-03-02 at 3:29 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by cerakote im a registered voter fuck off

    
    voting for the homecoming queen in your kindergarten class doesn't count.
    
    now go have your mummy change your diaper. it's starting to leak down the side.
17. 2017-03-02 at 3:30 PM UTC

    #17
    cerakote African Astronaut

    Originally posted by infinityshock voting for the homecoming queen

    
    

    Originally posted by infinityshock in your kindergarten class

    
    
18. 2017-03-02 at 3:37 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just mix high % with an Arnold Palmer you pussies
19. 2017-03-02 at 5:16 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just do GHB
20. 2017-03-02 at 5:29 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by cerakote

    
    I didn't give you permission to quote me, little girl. get back into your playpen before your mommy catches you out again.
    
    I'm going to tell her myself if you don't watch it