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Man has the audacity to tell ME (BRADLEYB) what bad things were gonna happen to ME.

  1. #1
    Bradley victim of incest
    Hi I left Florida. For the first time in my life, I TOOK Everything The World Handed me. WITHOUT fighting back.

    Right. So on Tuesday morning, I went to school! Went to an AA meeting, bought 4 small bottles in LIL HAITI Gang gang, one sec , i gotta put on some music

    3 songs I be listening to rightnow

    Confused - Gucci Mane

    Haitian Scarface - Kodak Black

    RIGHT, so funniest thing I have ever heard, it's 4am, everyone sleeping. ON TUESDAY LOL Not today, my niggas in space, but 7 days ago.

    I was so fuckin drunk just sittin on the bed, watching the news, where I pay rent. My "SPONSOR" "helped LOL" me by waking me up to talk about how drunk i was, u know what i said everyone

    WHen anthony jismetos fucked up his whole life (Best friend in miami, Cuban) u know what i thought!

    I wanna do it too!~!~!~

    LOL make a real long story short, I got robbed (White people + LITTLE Haiti at 1am = ROBBERY of ME BRADLEY B!) LOL

    now i am -1 chain, 1 labtop, 1 knife, 1 phone, my 2 nicest watches, 1 backpack, and I was like

    WOW

    so lol i sat onthe ground, for 2hrs, went to 2 bars, told some random mexicans i was from iceland and i wanted to go home

    got home to my apartment
    and I Was evicted and this old man said

    ur gonna get killed, ur gonna get beat up, you are just so fucked up you need to go sleep in that bush and figure out your life

    so you know what i did

    LEFT

    lol he was calling me over and over again

    i told him i don't want to be - killed, -beat up - be fucked - be in the bush

    I being a good white person, told 1 police officer I Was robbed and Wanted to go on the bus home

    i was taken to the airport,

    i said OH NO

    He said what???

    right lol

    I said "I'm about to get on this airplane, is it september 11th?"

    he said no sir it's september 10th

    i said ok good thank god

    LOL!
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  2. #2
    right on man a lot of people were really worried about you , literally the whole entire site doesnt want you to die a stupid death

    well not the whole site but at least like a third of the site
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  3. #3
    Bradley victim of incest
    i proceeded to be the safety officer on the plane lol

    I was very scared when they started explaining every bad thing that can happen to me

    so u know me im paying attention (Second time i ever been on an airplane!)

    So once we got to Diagram F, I turned around and saw this very fat black girl and I was (Not gonna lie, 8/10 on the scary scared scale)

    "Am I gonna need to know this?"

    fat black lady said, no

    I said oh thank god, for 5 shots of whisky on the airplane with 2 sodas and a hug from a russian lady that so bossy!!!

    I told her i never liked being bossed around by a woman till i met her.

    she said ya that happens a lot.

    30$ for 5 shots i said really! she said yes sir i looked out the window and told her, "I suppose if you ask me to leave the bar 41,000 feet is a long way to go home."

    She said yes sir,

    so i figured out who the flight marshal was (Undercover cop on the airplane to stop 9/11 again) lol

    so i asked him an honest question "What made you want to sign up for the emergency help windaw seat?"

    he said he knows how to do it

    I thought about that for 10 minutes and said "Are you the US FEderal Air Marshal on the airplane?"

    HE said WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT

    I said sir I"m so happy i"m sitting next to you!!!! I Love America!

    I told him

    "I'm so happy it's not 9/11 yet, second time on the big scary airplane! I said no wonder it was only 200$"

    SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee'eeeeeeeeeesh
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  4. #4
    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven right on man a lot of people were really worried about you , literally the whole entire site doesnt want you to die a stupid death

    well not the whole site but at least like a third of the site

    i agree
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    does anyone have any extra cocaine for sale literally send me your street address and phone number and youre name and how much you want per unit of illegal drug



    ive always been against it because i know were not supposed to be doing this stuff but i want to post better
  6. #6
    Bradley victim of incest
    no but i smoke weed tho
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley ur gonna get killed, ur gonna get beat up, you are just so fucked up you need to go sleep in that bush and figure out your life

    that guy wanted to forest fuck you
  8. #8
    Bradley victim of incest
    i know, that's why i wanted to be away from there, and immediately was a way from there.
  9. #9
    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by aldra that guy wanted to forest fuck you

    When people kill people and or people start dying, my favorite part is that I get away and a lot of people find this hard to believe, i Have not been killed once.
  10. #10
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    where did you go? back to Wiscronson?
  11. #11
    Rape Monster African Astronaut
    Ah shit, it lived
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