Hi I left Florida. For the first time in my life, I TOOK Everything The World Handed me. WITHOUT fighting back.
Right. So on Tuesday morning, I went to school! Went to an AA meeting, bought 4 small bottles in LIL HAITI Gang gang, one sec , i gotta put on some music
3 songs I be listening to rightnow
Confused - Gucci Mane
Haitian Scarface - Kodak Black
RIGHT, so funniest thing I have ever heard, it's 4am, everyone sleeping. ON TUESDAY LOL Not today, my niggas in space, but 7 days ago.
I was so fuckin drunk just sittin on the bed, watching the news, where I pay rent. My "SPONSOR" "helped LOL" me by waking me up to talk about how drunk i was, u know what i said everyone
WHen anthony jismetos fucked up his whole life (Best friend in miami, Cuban) u know what i thought!
I wanna do it too!~!~!~
LOL make a real long story short, I got robbed (White people + LITTLE Haiti at 1am = ROBBERY of ME BRADLEY B!) LOL
now i am -1 chain, 1 labtop, 1 knife, 1 phone, my 2 nicest watches, 1 backpack, and I was like
WOW
so lol i sat onthe ground, for 2hrs, went to 2 bars, told some random mexicans i was from iceland and i wanted to go home
got home to my apartment and I Was evicted and this old man said
ur gonna get killed, ur gonna get beat up, you are just so fucked up you need to go sleep in that bush and figure out your life
so you know what i did
LEFT
lol he was calling me over and over again
i told him i don't want to be - killed, -beat up - be fucked - be in the bush
I being a good white person, told 1 police officer I Was robbed and Wanted to go on the bus home
i was taken to the airport,
i said OH NO
He said what???
right lol
I said "I'm about to get on this airplane, is it september 11th?"
he said no sir it's september 10th
i said ok good thank god
LOL!
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i proceeded to be the safety officer on the plane lol
I was very scared when they started explaining every bad thing that can happen to me
so u know me im paying attention (Second time i ever been on an airplane!)
So once we got to Diagram F, I turned around and saw this very fat black girl and I was (Not gonna lie, 8/10 on the scary scared scale)
"Am I gonna need to know this?"
fat black lady said, no
I said oh thank god, for 5 shots of whisky on the airplane with 2 sodas and a hug from a russian lady that so bossy!!!
I told her i never liked being bossed around by a woman till i met her.
she said ya that happens a lot.
30$ for 5 shots i said really! she said yes sir i looked out the window and told her, "I suppose if you ask me to leave the bar 41,000 feet is a long way to go home."
She said yes sir,
so i figured out who the flight marshal was (Undercover cop on the airplane to stop 9/11 again) lol
so i asked him an honest question "What made you want to sign up for the emergency help windaw seat?"
he said he knows how to do it
I thought about that for 10 minutes and said "Are you the US FEderal Air Marshal on the airplane?"
HE said WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT
I said sir I"m so happy i"m sitting next to you!!!! I Love America!
I told him
"I'm so happy it's not 9/11 yet, second time on the big scary airplane! I said no wonder it was only 200$"
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee'eeeeeeeeeesh
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Originally posted by in da crawlspace - number sleven
right on man a lot of people were really worried about you , literally the whole entire site doesnt want you to die a stupid death
well not the whole site but at least like a third of the site
does anyone have any extra cocaine for sale literally send me your street address and phone number and youre name and how much you want per unit of illegal drug
ive always been against it because i know were not supposed to be doing this stuff but i want to post better
Originally posted by Bradley
ur gonna get killed, ur gonna get beat up, you are just so fucked up you need to go sleep in that bush and figure out your life
Originally posted by aldra
that guy wanted to forest fuck you
When people kill people and or people start dying, my favorite part is that I get away and a lot of people find this hard to believe, i Have not been killed once.
