Why are conservatives so fucking dumb?

1. 2022-09-08 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by lockedin Contemporary conservatism offers simple and childlike narratives about the world, so it tends to attract those with childlike minds who struggle to process the complex, complicated and troubling reality they live in. Case in point: Its primary figure is a man who still throws temper tantrums and lives in denial over a popularity contest he lost more than two years ago.

   
   Whereas Liberal/socialists tend to be more akin to amoebas mentally and quite incapable of rational thought...case in point: Their primary figure Joe Biden.
2. 2022-09-08 at 7:38 PM UTC

   #22
   lockedin Tuskegee Airman
   The author of this post has returned to nothingness
3. 2022-09-08 at 7:53 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by lockedin Yeah liberals and progressives are on average pretty dumb too, because people are generally dumb and mosy don't grow intellectually beyond age 15 or so. Each camp has a handful of smart folks but they're buried in a mire of stupid.

   
   So you could have saved everyone time and yourself embarrassment by simply stating most folks are dumb. A smart person would have figured that out before embarrassing themselves.
4. 2022-09-08 at 8 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker So you could have saved everyone time and yourself embarrassment by simply stating most folks are dumb. A smart person would have figured that out before embarrassing themselves.

   
   Maybe he means that liberals are pretty dumb on average and conservatives are really dumb on average.
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5. 2022-09-08 at 8:14 PM UTC

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   lockedin Tuskegee Airman
   The author of this post has returned to nothingness
6. 2022-09-08 at 8:15 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Maybe he means that liberals are pretty dumb on average and conservatives are really dumb on average.

   
   No one ever called a liberal "pretty"
7. 2022-09-08 at 8:17 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No one ever called a liberal "pretty"

   
   Liberals are pretty.
   
   There. Now someone has said that.
8. 2022-09-08 at 8:19 PM UTC

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   Haxxor Space Nigga
   can we at least agree OP must be a conservative?
9. 2022-09-08 at 8:20 PM UTC

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   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ Liberals are pretty.
   
   There. Now someone has said that.

   
   I read it as petty
10. 2022-09-08 at 8:20 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Liberals are pretty.
    
    There. Now someone has said that.

    
    Below the hard deck doesn't count ghostrider.
11. 2022-09-08 at 8:21 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Haxxor I read it as petty

    
    
12. 2022-09-08 at 8:21 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Below the hard deck doesn't count ghostrider.

    
    I don't know what this means
13. 2022-09-08 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I don't know what this means

    
    SMH...liberals...
14. 2022-09-08 at 8:22 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What does it mean?
15. 2022-09-08 at 8:24 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    
    Yeah
    
    Triggered pettiness
16. 2022-09-08 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #36
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What the fuck does below the deck doesn't count mean? I looked it up and I'm just seeing results for a show called Below Deck.just tell me what it means
17. 2022-09-08 at 8:28 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by lockedin Contemporary conservatism offers simple and childlike narratives about the world, so it tends to attract those with childlike minds who struggle to process the complex, complicated and troubling reality they live in. Case in point: Its primary figure is a man who still throws temper tantrums and lives in denial over a popularity contest he lost more than two years ago.

    
    LOL
    saying conservatives struggle to process reality. You dumbass democrats constantly crack me up
18. 2022-09-08 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Haxxor Space Nigga
19. 2022-09-08 at 8:30 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by cigreting LOL
    saying conservatives struggle to process reality. You dumbass democrats constantly crack me up

    
    You just made his point for him lol
20. 2022-09-08 at 8:31 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ What does it mean?

    
    It means saying after the fact doesn't change the fact about the fact that up until that point no one had ever called liberals pretty.
    
    It's like predicating the end of the world the next day.