Why are conservatives so fucking dumb?

1. 2022-09-08 at 3:55 PM UTC

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   Steven African Astronaut
   ????
2. 2022-09-08 at 3:55 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   why is go'llum terminally gay
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   • RIPtotse
3. 2022-09-08 at 3:56 PM UTC

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   Haxxor Space Nigga
   ????
4. 2022-09-08 at 3:59 PM UTC

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   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Steven ????

5. 2022-09-08 at 4:25 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Yeah we should be able to use as much water and land for development as we want, if you can pay the owner for it who the fuck else should have the right to tell you not to build a housing complex there or a factory?
   
   Just like the Killdozer guy who got FUCKED by the red tape communists making a man not able to do WHAT HE WANTS on HIS land. FUck that shit
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   • Speedy Parker
6. 2022-09-08 at 4:35 PM UTC

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   Haxxor Space Nigga
   
7. 2022-09-08 at 4:37 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   wow I wake up to learn I'm a conservative
8. 2022-09-08 at 4:41 PM UTC

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   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Steven ????

9. 2022-09-08 at 4:43 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Wait a second..
10. 2022-09-08 at 5:09 PM UTC

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    Steven African Astronaut
    something's wrong!
11. 2022-09-08 at 5:09 PM UTC

    #11
    Steven African Astronaut
    Cause now it's,
12. 2022-09-08 at 5:10 PM UTC

    #12
    Steven African Astronaut
    Hey, mambo, mambo italiano
    Hey, mambo, mambo italiano
    Go, go, go you mixed up siciliano
    All you calabresi do the mambo like a crazy with a-
    Hey mambo, don't wanna tarantella
    Hey mambo, no more mozzarella
    Hey, mambo, mambo italiano
    Try an enchilada with the fishy baccalà and then a-
    Hey cumpa', I love a how you dance a rumba
    But take a some advice, paesano
    Learn-a how to mambo
    If you gonna be a square
    You ain't-a gonna go nowhere
    Hey, mambo, mambo italiano
    Hey, mambo, mambo italiano
    Go, go, Joe, shake like a Giovanno
    Hello, che si dice, you getta happy in the feets-a
    When you mambo italiano
    Hey jadrool, you don't-a have to go to school
    Just make-a with the beat bambino
    It's a like a vino
    Kid, you good-a lookin' but you don't a-know what's cookin' till you
    Hey, mambo, mambo italiano
    Hey, mambo, mambo italiano
    Oh, oh, oh, you mixed up Siciliano
    Hello, che si dice, you getta happy in the pizza
    When you mambo italiano
13. 2022-09-08 at 5:53 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    To compete on an even playing field with the liberals and socialists.
    
    Next question?
14. 2022-09-08 at 6:08 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why do dumb people tend to be conservative?
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    • Steven
15. 2022-09-08 at 6:49 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Liberals/dems/socialist tend to be dumbER
16. 2022-09-08 at 6:49 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Libtards
17. 2022-09-08 at 6:50 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I made that up nobody has said that before me
18. 2022-09-08 at 6:53 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    What about behind you?
19. 2022-09-08 at 7:14 PM UTC

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    lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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    • Steven
20. 2022-09-08 at 7:16 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by lockedin Contemporary conservatism offers simple and childlike narratives about the world, so it tends to attract those with childlike minds who struggle to process the complex, complicated and troubling reality they live in. Case in point: Its primary figure is a man who still throws temper tantrums and lives in denial over a popularity contest he lost more than two years ago.

    
    
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