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  1. #1
    I think I need to start drinking more fluids.

  2. #2
    looks normal
  3. #3
    Haxxor African Astronaut
    Did you pull that out of the toilet and place it on a paper towel for this picture?
  4. #4
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor Did you pull that out of the toilet and place it on a paper towel for this picture?

    its a ripened banana

    looks prime op
  5. #5
    Bradley victim of incest
    is that an old summer sausage?
  6. #6
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Shitpost.
  7. #7
    Haxxor African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Shitpost.

  8. #8
    Ghost Black Hole
    cum is a fluid. I think you need water
  9. #9
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost cum is a fluid. I think you need water

    my cum is gas wtf
  10. #10
    Jokes on you guys, it's actually a zero sugar spicy jalapeno sausage snack from Aldi, a big bag of em for $8.99.
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    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jokes on you guys, it's actually a zero sugar spicy jalapeno sausage snack from Aldi, a big bag of em for $8.99.

    knockoff slim jim got it, that was pretty obvious from the photo. Nobody shits out sausages sealed at both ends
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Steven knockoff slim jim got it, that was pretty obvious from the photo. Nobody shits out sausages sealed at both ends

    Right, they only shit out sausages sealed at 1 end.
  13. #13
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Right, they only shit out sausages sealed at 1 end.

    Your butthole is basically a sausage shaper.
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Steven Your butthole is basically a sausage shaper.

    Source?
  15. #15
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Source?

    that's just what you told me
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jokes on you guys, it's actually a zero sugar spicy jalapeno sausage snack from Aldi, a big bag of em for $8.99.

    i know.

    theres no way your asshole is that tight.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Steven my cum is gas wtf

    you are an alien
  18. #18
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i know.

    theres no way your asshole is that tight.

    Keep your fantasies to yourself young man.
  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Steven knockoff slim jim got it, that was pretty obvious from the photo. Nobody shits out sausages sealed at both ends

    My Samoyed Loki would drop some logs that had the ends tied like that. I specifically remember them when I was forced to pick them up. I think he just had a magical butthole like the people who can tie cherry stems in their stomach and was fucking with me but I forgot to ask him and now I'll never know :(
  20. #20
    It's actually better than a slim jim...slim jims are greasy as fuck, their only saving grace is they can help you get into a car.
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