dehydrated

1. 2022-08-31 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #1
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I think I need to start drinking more fluids.
   
   
2. 2022-08-31 at 2:47 PM UTC

   #2
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   looks normal
3. 2022-08-31 at 3:10 PM UTC

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   Haxxor Space Nigga
   Did you pull that out of the toilet and place it on a paper towel for this picture?
4. 2022-08-31 at 10:01 PM UTC

   #4
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Haxxor Did you pull that out of the toilet and place it on a paper towel for this picture?

   
   its a ripened banana
   
   looks prime op
5. 2022-08-31 at 11:37 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   is that an old summer sausage?
6. 2022-09-01 at 12:21 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Shitpost.
7. 2022-09-01 at 1:07 AM UTC

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   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Shitpost.

   
   
8. 2022-09-01 at 1:45 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   cum is a fluid. I think you need water
9. 2022-09-01 at 2:58 AM UTC

   #9
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost cum is a fluid. I think you need water

   
   my cum is gas wtf
10. 2022-09-01 at 12:20 PM UTC

    #10
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Jokes on you guys, it's actually a zero sugar spicy jalapeno sausage snack from Aldi, a big bag of em for $8.99.
11. 2022-09-01 at 12:27 PM UTC

    #11
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jokes on you guys, it's actually a zero sugar spicy jalapeno sausage snack from Aldi, a big bag of em for $8.99.

    
    knockoff slim jim got it, that was pretty obvious from the photo. Nobody shits out sausages sealed at both ends
12. 2022-09-01 at 12:45 PM UTC

    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Steven knockoff slim jim got it, that was pretty obvious from the photo. Nobody shits out sausages sealed at both ends

    
    Right, they only shit out sausages sealed at 1 end.
13. 2022-09-01 at 2:02 PM UTC

    #13
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Right, they only shit out sausages sealed at 1 end.

    
    Your butthole is basically a sausage shaper.
14. 2022-09-01 at 2:04 PM UTC

    #14
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Steven Your butthole is basically a sausage shaper.

    
    Source?
15. 2022-09-01 at 2:06 PM UTC

    #15
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Source?

    
    that's just what you told me
16. 2022-09-01 at 3:09 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jokes on you guys, it's actually a zero sugar spicy jalapeno sausage snack from Aldi, a big bag of em for $8.99.

    
    i know.
    
    theres no way your asshole is that tight.
17. 2022-09-01 at 5:02 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Steven my cum is gas wtf

    
    you are an alien
18. 2022-09-01 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #18
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i know.
    
    theres no way your asshole is that tight.

    
    Keep your fantasies to yourself young man.
19. 2022-09-01 at 5:16 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Steven knockoff slim jim got it, that was pretty obvious from the photo. Nobody shits out sausages sealed at both ends

    
    My Samoyed Loki would drop some logs that had the ends tied like that. I specifically remember them when I was forced to pick them up. I think he just had a magical butthole like the people who can tie cherry stems in their stomach and was fucking with me but I forgot to ask him and now I'll never know :(
20. 2022-09-01 at 5:22 PM UTC

    #20
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    It's actually better than a slim jim...slim jims are greasy as fuck, their only saving grace is they can help you get into a car.