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Getting my virgin friend laid.

  1. #1
    Bradley victim of incest
    Ok Michael Meyers has been on our forums for 15 years and has been nothing but nice to all of us.

    He's in his mid 20s, very ugly but has a soft polite personality, he has never enjoyed sweet sweet pussy.

    I googled how much they charge in his country it's quite a bit 50€. So I figure we raise this money and he has to fuck her on cam.

    If we get 20 people to crowd source this I will also get a fat black prostitute, she will be as fat and black as possible.
    I will do nasty things and make her call me kr0z on cam.

    I will pull out some KFC and a watermelon also on cam after I cum.

    I would like everyone to send 5$ to $BradleyB93 via cash app.
  2. #2
    Steven African Astronaut
    what is watermjeonl
  3. #3
    Bradley victim of incest
    bump
  4. #4
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    He doesn't want a hooker he wants a genuine sweetheart. It's worrisome because it's gotta be hurtful and damaging to have those feelings be unrequited for so long.

    He has issues with self confidence and is at a disadvantage after going so long without physical intimacy. I'd just like him to bussanut in summingk to get it over with and move forwar. He's very sweet and principled and hate to think something as pedestrian as his virginity holding him back. The sooner he gets it over with the sooner he can grow. He's an overthinker who needs some good brains to slow his train

    And I need to get off pills. Where's my intervention thread? People literally need to me to survive and have vested interest in me and I'm fucking up with a horrible opiate addiction. BOTH ZIDES
  5. #5
    Bradley victim of incest
    use my recovery thread that got derailed in support of methadone, we'd love to have you there, it's in reinvent yoself
  6. #6
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Cant he get hugs from his mom?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Bradley I googled how much they charge in his country it's quite a bit 50€.

    That's cheaper than taking a woman out to dinner and drinks for only a possibility of getting your end away.
  8. #8
    Bradley victim of incest
    Hate to say it but I like taking girls on dates even when I pay
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Bradley Hate to say it but I like taking girls on dates even when I pay

    Don't worry...that feeling will pass the older they get. Enjoy it while you can
  10. #10
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm also a virgin pls crwdfnd prostute 4 me am so lonly
  11. #11
    I used the "I'm a virgin waiting for the right girl..and I think I just found her" line a few times in my early 20s...it only worked on a couple...the rest just laughed and said "sure".
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I used the "I'm a virgin waiting for the right girl..and I think I just found her" line a few times in my early 20s…it only worked on a couple…the rest just laughed and said "sure".

    "its true and i can show you"
  13. #13
    Bradley victim of incest
    I like to tell people I have a smile penis and when I bust out the cock and thhey surpried I tell them I've seen porn and I'm a little smaller
  14. #14
    A College Professor motherfucker [your moreover breastless limestone]
    your a good friend for doing this Brad
  15. #15
    Bradley victim of incest
    I know I am. I hope Michael Meyers hasn't seen this so it'll be a surprise when I tell him
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