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Crime! Crime? Breaking and entering.

  1. 2022-08-30 at 10:08 PM UTC
    #21
    curlyKellen Tuskegee Airman
    CRIME!
  2. 2022-08-30 at 10:13 PM UTC
    #22
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by curlyKellen CRIME!

    ALL THE CRIME!
  3. 2022-08-30 at 11:01 PM UTC
    #23
    Kafka sweaty
    If a house blows up and it’s reported will we not know your neighbourhood?
  4. 2022-08-30 at 11:02 PM UTC
    #24
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Kafka If a house blows up and it’s reported will we not know your neighbourhood?

    happens more than you might think with the yugo grenades still floating around
  5. 2022-08-30 at 11:09 PM UTC
    #25
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Sophie Not a burglar, which is why this thread isn't in BI. But some fucking nigger tried to do a B&E on my house, they fucked up though. They also didn't count on my 6 locks, yee ain't got nothing on my locks.

    I am 80% sure it's this dude from a couple streets over cause he do want what i have and he hates my guts. He's also a criminal like me so street rules apply. I didn't call the cops, i just hid a little camera to confirm it's who i think it is. Then when i know, i'm bombing his house. I've been waiting for an excuse to do something extreme and out of proportion to this faggot.

    Maybe i should just remove my locks have an alert go off when my little spy cam sees someone at the door, grab my pistol and shoot him through the dome(head).

    Guns are loud though, so i'd have to make it seem it was this dude's gun and plant evidence of a struggle, GSR, and make it seem i got a couple punches to the face and ducked a shot. And i'd have to make it fast.

    Hmm. Bombs are easier, and they go off when i tell them to, even from a distance. It probably won't kill him because i'm not gonna put a car bomb of 100+ pounds parked in his driveway. That's excessive even for me.

    Ive had 2 friends do 7-10ish years in federal prison [cushy min security] for 'bombing' their enemies.

    Well one dude tried to trade a bunch of morphine pills for a pipe bomb from a fucking dea or atf agent or some shit and the other dude blew himself up in the process of bombing his enemies causing some serious burns and had to have ambulance summoned so i guess just dont do those things at least
  6. 2022-08-30 at 11:16 PM UTC
    #26
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Put a banana peel or two in the hallway to slow him down.
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  7. 2022-08-30 at 11:17 PM UTC
    #27
    Kafka sweaty
    I’d rather shoot them if it were me then maybe try cannibalism for the first time.
  8. 2022-08-30 at 11:19 PM UTC
    #28
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you could do both like the FBI

    set fire to the house then shoot them when they come running out
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  9. 2022-08-30 at 11:25 PM UTC
    #29
    Kafka sweaty
    Once I ate a raw lamb heart then went drunk driving. I’m okay now tho.
  10. 2022-08-31 at 12:01 AM UTC
    #30
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    I would break into the thief's home and steal all my stuff back and his as well.
  11. 2022-08-31 at 12:03 AM UTC
    #31
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Kafka Once I ate a raw lamb heart then went drunk driving. I’m okay now tho.

    Woah

    What
  12. 2022-08-31 at 12:10 AM UTC
    #32
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Put a banana peel or two in the hallway to slow him down.

    put Vaseline on the door knobs so they can’t get in.



    Originally posted by RIPtotse Woah

    What

    Yes, because I’m sure thats true 🙄
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  13. 2022-08-31 at 12:16 AM UTC
    #33
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Woah

    What

    Things like that seemed normal tbh, hallucinating a 7 hour Skype call, being homeless in England on purpose to see what rock bottom felt like. I’m not out of the woods but I’m a lot better now.
  14. 2022-08-31 at 12:24 AM UTC
    #34
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Haxxor Yes, because I’m sure thats true 🙄

    You’re too normie
  15. 2022-08-31 at 12:28 AM UTC
    #35
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol europe ppl are the fucking worst am i right or am i right
  16. 2022-08-31 at 12:29 AM UTC
    #36
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol europe ppl are the fucking worst am i right or am i right

    They're the hairiest, I hear. A bunch of bears.
  17. 2022-08-31 at 12:39 AM UTC
    #37
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka Things like that seemed normal tbh, hallucinating a 7 hour Skype call, being homeless in England on purpose to see what rock bottom felt like. I’m not out of the woods but I’m a lot better now.

    Yeah you really seem much better 🙄


    Edit to add pretending you’re at rock bottom to “see what it feels like” isn’t even remotely the same as actually being there smfh
  18. 2022-08-31 at 1:44 AM UTC
    #38
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Things like that seemed normal tbh, hallucinating a 7 hour Skype call, being homeless in England on purpose to see what rock bottom felt like. I’m not out of the woods but I’m a lot better now.

    hallucinating a 7 hour Skype call sounds like a very unrealistic hallucination regardless of what drug you're on. I have never in my life been in a state of psychosis and been able to tell time like that.
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  19. 2022-08-31 at 1:47 AM UTC
    #39
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Haxxor Yeah you really seem much better 🙄


    Edit to add pretending you’re at rock bottom to “see what it feels like” isn’t even remotely the same as actually being there smfh

    I don't want your vag
  20. 2022-08-31 at 1:54 AM UTC
    #40
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka I don't want your vag

    Feeling mutual, not interested in your plastic counterfeit cunt
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