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  1. #21
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost oh my god it's all just sugar and rat droppings! how about an apple, you faT FUCK

    did you know that consuming CITRIX ACID, SODIUM BENZOATE, SODIUM CITRATE actually increase your estrogen levels by 420.679% and make you more likely to suck on a penis

    look at his list in the favorite food thread lol
  2. #22
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    wheres the currant at MUCKER
  3. #23
    FACTS ABOUT CUCUMBERS
    1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.
    2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.
    3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.
    4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.
    5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!
    6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!
    7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.
    8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water.
    9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!
    10. Stressed out and don't have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber will react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.
    11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don't have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemicals will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.
    12. Looking for a 'green' way to clean your taps, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the
    shine, but is won't leave streaks and won't harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.
    13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!
  4. #24
    Ghost Black Hole
    You can also shove them in a girls puzsy
  5. #25
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Terrible purchases,Victor. Srly.
  6. #26
    I see the jealously is RAMPANT in here.

  7. #27
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ FACTS ABOUT CUCUMBERS
    1. Cucumbers contain most of the vitamins you need every day, just one cucumber contains Vitamin B1, Vitamin B2, Vitamin B3, Vitamin B5, Vitamin B6, Folic Acid, Vitamin C, Calcium, Iron, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Potassium and Zinc.
    2. Feeling tired in the afternoon, put down the caffeinated soda and pick up a cucumber. Cucumbers are a good source of B vitamins and Carbohydrates that can provide that quick pick-me-up that can last for hours.
    3. Tired of your bathroom mirror fogging up after a shower? Try rubbing a cucumber slice along the mirror, it will eliminate the fog and provide a soothing, spa-like fragrance.
    4. Are grubs and slugs ruining your planting beds? Place a few slices in a small pie tin and your garden will be free of pests all season long. The chemicals in the cucumber react with the aluminum to give off a scent undetectable to humans but drive garden pests crazy and make them flee the area.
    5. Looking for a fast and easy way to remove cellulite before going out or to the pool? Try rubbing a slice or two of cucumbers along your problem area for a few minutes, the phytochemicals in the cucumber cause the collagen in your skin to tighten, firming up the outer layer and reducing the visibility of cellulite. Works great on wrinkles too!!!
    6. Want to avoid a hangover or terrible headache? Eat a few cucumber slices before going to bed and wake up refreshed and headache free. Cucumbers contain enough sugar, B vitamins and electrolytes to replenish essential nutrients the body lost, keeping everything in equilibrium, avoiding both a hangover and headache!!
    7. Looking to fight off that afternoon or evening snacking binge? Cucumbers have been used for centuries and often used by European trappers, traders and explores for quick meals to thwart off starvation.
    8. Have an important meeting or job interview and you realize that you don't have enough time to polish your shoes? Rub a freshly cut cucumber over the shoe, its chemicals will provide a quick and durable shine that not only looks great but also repels water.
    9. Out of WD 40 and need to fix a squeaky hinge? Take a cucumber slice and rub it along the problematic hinge, and voila, the squeak is gone!
    10. Stressed out and don't have time for massage, facial or visit to the spa? Cut up an entire cucumber and place it in a boiling pot of water, the chemicals and nutrients from the cucumber will react with the boiling water and be released in the steam, creating a soothing, relaxing aroma that has been shown the reduce stress in new mothers and college students during final exams.
    11. Just finish a business lunch and realize you don't have gum or mints? Take a slice of cucumber and press it to the roof of your mouth with your tongue for 30 seconds to eliminate bad breath, the phytochemicals will kill the bacteria in your mouth responsible for causing bad breath.
    12. Looking for a 'green' way to clean your taps, sinks or stainless steel? Take a slice of cucumber and rub it on the surface you want to clean, not only will it remove years of tarnish and bring back the
    shine, but is won't leave streaks and won't harm you fingers or fingernails while you clean.
    13. Using a pen and made a mistake? Take the outside of the cucumber and slowly use it to erase the pen writing, also works great on crayons and markers that the kids have used to decorate the walls!!

    14. constipated? insert a cu-cum-ber into your anus as deeply as possible and jiggle it for a few minutes then pull it out.
  8. #28
    More instant cheese sauce on your veggie lasagna Vinny?

  9. #29
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson More instant cheese sauce on your veggie lasagna Vinny?


    nope.

    i want delayed cheese.
  10. #30
    Vinny has a lasagna ??
  11. #31
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nope.

    i want delayed cheese.

    Ooooh, Fromunda cheese coming up.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Vinny has a lasagna ??

    you want to see it
  13. #33
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you want to see it

    Hard pass.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hard pass.

    too hard for you
  15. #35
    There's a new shipment en-route...pic to follow upon delivery.
  16. #36
    2fly4U2 Houston [my further incomprehensive anogramma]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It wouldn't be Crimbo without one (or 2)


    https://british-food-supplies.myshopify.com/products/matthew-walker-luxury-christmas-pudding-400g?mc_cid=1deda11655&mc_eid=a781adaff9


    Moist


    lol
  17. #37
    I'm moist just thinking about it.
  18. #38
    New shipment arrived.


  19. #39
    Steven African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson New shipment arrived.



    I don't understand why you'd pay to have this shipped.

    You really eat like shit
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Steven I don't understand why you'd pay to have this shipped.

    You really eat like shit

    Because it's not available here...duh
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