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Who's the guy with the bees?

  1. #1
    ..and how does one get started keeping said beasts?
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    😡😡😡😡😡😡 🧅

    https://niggasin.space/thread/10014
  3. #3
    Yeah that's the fella, I need a lazy mans step by step guide to setting up your first hive and where, how, what to get.
  4. #4
    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah that's the fella, I need a lazy mans step by step guide to setting up your first hive and where, how, what to get.

  5. #5
    dont be racist and keep only european bees.

    keep some asian hornets and african bees aswell.
  6. #6
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    OK Jigaboo.
    Start with reading this first.
    https://www.amazon.com/Beekeeping-Dummies-Howland-Blackiston/dp/1119702585/ref=sr_1_6?crid=2X9V1M2IVEB8A&keywords=Bee+keeping&qid=1660866973&sprefix=bee+keeping%2Caps%2C78&sr=8-6
    Then buy this.
    https://www.amazon.com/Amish-Made-Complete-Langstroth-Beehive/dp/B08WHQ7YVS/ref=sr_1_20_sspa?crid=2X9V1M2IVEB8A&keywords=Bee+keeping&qid=1660867096&sprefix=bee+keeping%2Caps%2C78&sr=8-20-spons&psc=1&smid=A2Y4RPHZ786DPW&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExMjhEUlNNU1JIR0hEJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUExMDM1MjediM1BaSDlSQTRTTjJRRSZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwNzc2OTMwMllJSlVQOFRJMjZSVyZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX210ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=
    Then join a bee club and let the locals fill you in on how it's done in your area.
    Since I take it you live Texas it's a whole different thing that I deal with since I live in the northeast.
    You also run the risk of nigger bee's invading you colony and taking over,I don't have that problem because nigger bee's don't like the cold.
    Here is the war map.

    And they do go to war in the mid fall when resources get low.
    Last year my Russian bee's went at it with my Italian bee's, the back yard was a fucking war zone I couldn't even mow my lawn without getting stung.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    Bradley victim of incest
    Wow you need to BEE careful
  8. #8
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    The bee club will also tell you where to get the best bee's for your area.
    This spring my club did a huge order from an awesome breeder from Georgia.
    We all paid ahead of time and when the truck came in I drove Rhode Island to pick them up.Kind of a pain in the ass but it was well worth it.
    This year was my best yet had three hives make close to 300 pounds of honey.
  9. #9
    Bradley victim of incest
    Don't talk about it _____ about it
  10. #10
    Bradley victim of incest
    Originally posted by AngryOnion The bee club will also tell you where to get the best bee's for your area.
    This spring my club did a huge order from an awesome breeder from Georgia.
    We all paid ahead of time and when the truck came in I drove Rhode Island to pick them up.Kind of a pain in the ass but it was well worth it.
    This year was my best yet had three hives make close to 300 pounds of honey.

    How much you want for a peezy
  11. #11
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I remember village idiot kept bees too. I thought it was funny and idky
  12. #12
    Originally posted by AngryOnion OK Jigaboo.
    Start with reading this first.
    https://www.amazon.com/Beekeeping-Dummies-Howland-Blackiston/dp/1119702585/ref=sr_1_6?crid=2X9V1M2IVEB8A&keywords=Bee+keeping&qid=1660866973&sprefix=bee+keeping%2Caps%2C78&sr=8-6
    Then buy this.
    https://www.amazon.com/Amish-Made-Complete-Langstroth-Beehive/dp/B08WHQ7YVS/ref=sr_1_20_sspa?crid=2X9V1M2IVEB8A&keywords=Bee+keeping&qid=1660867096&sprefix=bee+keeping%2Caps%2C78&sr=8-20-spons&psc=1&smid=A2Y4RPHZ786DPW&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExMjhEUlNNU1JIR0hEJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUExMDM1MjediM1BaSDlSQTRTTjJRRSZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwNzc2OTMwMllJSlVQOFRJMjZSVyZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX210ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=
    Then join a bee club and let the locals fill you in on how it's done in your area.
    Since I take it you live Texas it's a whole different thing that I deal with since I live in the northeast.
    You also run the risk of nigger bee's invading you colony and taking over,I don't have that problem because nigger bee's don't like the cold.
    Here is the war map.

    And they do go to war in the mid fall when resources get low.
    Last year my Russian bee's went at it with my Italian bee's, the back yard was a fucking war zone I couldn't even mow my lawn without getting stung.

    Thanks

    ETA: that amazon kit is a good deal!
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