Stole more shit from the world...

1. 2022-08-22 at 8:07 AM UTC

   #41
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Nah that's wrong.
2. 2022-08-26 at 12:22 AM UTC

   #42
   

   Migh Houston
   Two felonies and your in your late 20's. I guess there's worse.
   
   I just find it strange because I've committed felonies and misdemeanors regularly since elementary school, Im in my late 30's, and I have a clean record.
   
   I think drug use might be your problem.
3. 2022-08-27 at 2:47 AM UTC

   #43
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Alcoholism chiefly. In all fairness i had the 2 felonies by 19 years old and had only 3 misdemeanor cases since
4. 2022-08-27 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Alcoholism chiefly. In all fairness i had the 2 felonies by 19 years old and had only 3 misdemeanor cases since

   
   You're just a born loser who will wind up pulling his own plug within 3 to 5 years.
5. 2022-08-27 at 3:23 AM UTC

   #45
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Ya they've been saying that for decades
6. 2022-08-27 at 5:55 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley Ya they've been saying that for decades

   
   So what? Since you were 9? Who said that then? Your parents? Teachers? Peers? All of the above? Did any of them put in writing? Do they still say that?
   
   These are things your friends on NIS want to know. Both of them.
7. 2022-08-27 at 6 PM UTC

   #47
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Migh Two felonies and your in your late 20's. I guess there's worse.
   
   I just find it strange because I've committed felonies and misdemeanors regularly since elementary school, Im in my late 30's, and I have a clean record.
   
   I think drug use might be your problem.

   
   Misdemeanors are fine but what felonies are you committing regularly that aren't drug related? If drugs aren't involved you're probably just a bad person.
8. 2022-08-27 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I've committed more felonies than I can honestly recall. But I've never been convicted so I am a good person.
   
   Hell, who knew?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Migh
9. 2022-08-27 at 6:04 PM UTC

   #49
   Steven African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've committed more felonies than I can honestly recall. But I've never been convicted so I am a good person.
   
   Hell, who knew?

   
   No, you're not a good person lol.
10. 2022-08-27 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Steven No, you're not a good person lol.

    
    How can you possibly know that?
11. 2022-08-28 at 4 PM UTC

    #51
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How can you possibly know that?

    
    It's blatantly evident. Your ass is going to Hell.
12. 2022-08-28 at 11:35 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So what? Since you were 9? Who said that then? Your parents? Teachers? Peers? All of the above? Did any of them put in writing? Do they still say that?
    
    These are things your friends on NIS want to know. Both of them.

    
    Ya
13. 2022-08-29 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Steven It's blatantly evident. Your ass is going to Hell.

    
    Interesting, where at other fairy tales besides hell do you believe in?
14. 2022-08-29 at 2:29 PM UTC

    #54
    Steven African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Interesting, where at other fairy tales besides hell do you believe in?

    
    
15. 2022-08-29 at 3:32 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Steven

    
    I accept your unconditional surrender
16. 2022-08-31 at 11:46 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Migh Houston

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I've committed more felonies than I can honestly recall. But I've never been convicted so I am a good person.
    
    Hell, who knew?

    
    Same here. Ive never been charged with a felony though.
17. 2022-09-01 at 3:46 AM UTC

    #57
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Must be nice
18. 2022-09-02 at 11:42 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Migh Houston

    Originally posted by Bradley Must be nice

    
    Quite nice.
    
    Major dopamine hits just thinking about it. Especially the fraud schemes that netted me $40k-$50k per scheme. ORC back when I was younger that added at least $10k a year to my unemployment, for years. All tax free.
19. 2022-09-03 at 12:16 AM UTC

    #59
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Migh Quite nice.
    
    Major dopamine hits just thinking about it. Especially the fraud schemes that netted me $40k-$50k per scheme. ORC back when I was younger that added at least $10k a year to my unemployment, for years. All tax free.

    
    If you pm me suggestions I probably would try them
20. 2022-09-03 at 12:29 AM UTC

    #60
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley If you pm me suggestions I probably would try them

    
    And like everything thing else you try you'll certainly fuck up and get a free room for a dime or longer.