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Salman Rushdie attacked in New York

  1. #1
    Donald Trump Dark Matter
    Noted unbearably smug, self-satisfied writer Salman Rushdie was stabbed at an event at a rich kids summer camp outside New York city. It looks like he will survive.

    The Ayatollahs of Iran have pronounced a fatwah upon him due to one of his books, the satanic verses, just being that awful.
    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/salman-rushdie-attacked-stabbed-stage-while-giving-speech
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    It took them like 30yrs to get him and then even then they failed.
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Salman Rushdie will rush to die.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It took them like 30yrs to get him and then even then they failed.

    Plus, the Rushdie fatwa was from 1989. Who is even thinking about that? I dunno, maybe there is an Arabic version of 4chan somewhere and this is like a Moslem meme stabbing. Maybe the stabber went on a board and was like “bros I’m going full akbar, any suggestions?” and someone was like “that fatwa is still out on Rushdie lol.”
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  5. #5
    Donald Trump Dark Matter


    Not a word about motive - it's verboten even to treat this as anything other than a natural disaster. From the other point of view the vicious, scamming jedis and glowies who run Wikipedia won't even mention why Shia were upset about Rushdies shit book.
  6. #6
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I was gonna make a thread about this and about whether or not he deserves to be stabbed in the eye and suffer immensely. You've just got to watch him on Bill Mahar once to know any act of violence perpetrated on him is likely justified.

    He's also a shitty writer. The part of the Satanic verses he kinda spoofs was rife with content and possibilities and he went in a hacky predictable direction with it. Kudos to him for having the balls to poke a bear but he didn't do it in a particularly clever way or a way that promoted discussion. Kinda Charlie Hebdo of him but I'd rank him higher in the "get what you deserve" line than them.

    He was on curb your enthusiasm and Larry David gave him good lines to say. You can tell he's a huge self righteous jackass but the fatwah gave his shitty writing more legitimacy than he deserved and he's really not qualified to speak on anything.

    Not sure if he "deserved" it (although I think I said he did earlier) but it's kinda karmatic justice in some ways. Glad he didn't die because making a martyr out of him would have tickled the J00s too much
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  7. #7
    isnt it common tl get stabbed in new yoke these days,
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    I bet he wishes he was Salman Rushheal
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    Whenever I hear about Salman Rushdi I always think about that Nursery Rhyme


    Solomon Grundy,
    Born on a Monday,
    Christened on Tuesday,
    Married on Wednesday,
    Took ill on Thursday,
    Grew worse on Friday,
    Died on Saturday,
    Buried on Sunday,
    That was the end,
    Of Solomon Grundy
  10. #10
    Bradley victim of incest
    How's he doing now
  11. #11
    Haxxor African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley How's he doing now

    He’s stalking Kafka
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