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    As some of you may know I'm pretty "anti fiction" reading these days...having consumed a lot of fiction as a kid and a teen I now mostly focus on non-fiction where I can actually learn something useful.

    However I broke down this week and ordered the John Carter series of books by old Eddie Burroughs from Thriftbooks.com

    I like the movie and thought...I wonder if the books are better. They were $13 for the first 5 books in the series so I thought "why not nigga, why the hell not"...worst case I can use it as fire lighters in the event of a state wide power outage.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    what they about
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    Civil War vet John Carter is transplanted to Mars, where he discovers a lush, wildly-diverse planet whose main inhabitants are 12-foot-tall green barbarians. Finding himself a prisoner of these creatures, he escapes, only to encounter Dejah Thoris, Princess of Helium, who is in desperate need of a savior.
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    The Movie trailer..good movie.

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    frala Avant garde shartist
    PRINCESS OF HELIUM
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    Bradley Florida Man
    This is the Carter (Yes, it is!),
    so hold onto your teenage daughter (That's what you better do!)
    Because this is the Carter (That's what it is!),
    a lot more rich and a whole lot smarter (So ching)



    The first song on a six album houseparty.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    THIS IS PRESIDENT CARTER

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The Movie trailer..good movie.


    I thought it was about monkeys or something
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    Bradley Florida Man
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    Bradley Florida Man


    Doctor Carter your first patient is ready to see you, he's suffering from having no flow (anotha one)
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    Bradley, take your nigger shit elsewhere faggot.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    We are not the same I am a martian
    So approach my phantom doors with caution



    PHONE HOME
    WEEZY
    PHONE HOME
    WEEZY
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm sorry your shit gay as fuck and didn't have a response for FOUR FUCKING MONTHS till I showed up and now we got double the amount of people ITT one hour later.
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    lol sick thread

  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    This is now a dwayde carter appreciation thread.
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
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    Originally posted by Bradley I'm sorry your shit gay as fuck and didn't have a response for FOUR FUCKING MONTHS till I showed up and now we got double the amount of people ITT one hour later.

    Talking about niggers isn't a response...it's nigger cuckery.
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    Bradley Florida Man


    This shit for the haters that be sayin I aint doin what normal kids

    RAP GAME BOBBY HILL LOOK LIKE BOBBY HILL
    DRESS LIKE BOBBY HILL EVERY THANG BOBBY HILL
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
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